Thoughts on life.

email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!...
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for u!
Feel the difference & decide
Disclaimer: 
Sender is not having any such experience and not responsible for any side effects..
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When you are in love, 
Wonders happen.
But once you get married, 
You wonder, what happened.
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Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
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Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!
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Don't laugh alone pass it on !!
FACTS ABOUT LIFE.
1) No matter how beautiful/ handsome you are, just
remember that baboons and gorillas also attract tourists.
2) No matter how big and strong you are, you shall not carry yourself to the grave.
3) No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow.
4) No matter how light skinned you are, you always need a light in the dark.
5) No matter how rich and how many cars you have, you will always walk to the toilet. ....
So take it easy....life is short...have a wonderful day!