READ AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH.

email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai.

Short Facts:

Wife : "why r u home so early?"

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!" 

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Doctor : Howz ur headache ?

Patient : she's out of town.

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Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Whisky is a brilliant invention.

One double and you start feeling single again.

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.

The slide show begins.

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.

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Q-You know why women love shoes? 

A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. 

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Q- Why can't Women Drive well? 

A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. 

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Q- Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? 

A- There are no Shopping Centers.. 

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Q- How to save a Dying Woman?

A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..

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Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?

A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. 

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The woman who invented the phrase "All men
are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost
her husband in a crowd.

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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.

Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened=))

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Wives are magicians. ..... . . . . . . . . . .

They can change anything into an argument

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Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?

A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don't have a wife!

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Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it