Prison Vs work.

email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

Choose wisely

 

Prison v's Work  Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a   little bit clearer.    @ PRISON @ WORK You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell  @ PRISON                     You spend the majority of your time in a 6X6 cubicle /office  @ WORK You get three meals a day fully paid for  @ PRISON You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it  @ WORK You get time off for good behavior You get more work for good behaviour @ PRISON  The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you  @ PRISON @ WORK  You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself @ WORK You can watch TV and play games @ PRISON You could get fired for watching TV and playing games  @ WORK You get your own toilet  @ PRISON You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat  @ WORK They allow your family and friends to visit  @ PRISON You aren't even supposed to speak to your family  @ WORK All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required @ PRISON You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners @ WORK You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars @ PRISON  You must deal with sadistic wardens @ WORK  They are called managers Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.