Days of old - email from jksw

Send only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it... 

1968: Long hair 
2013 : Longing for hair
 

1968: KEG 
2013: ECG 



1968: Acid rock  
2013 : Acid reflux  



1968: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 
2013:   Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando  or Liz Taylor 

 

1968: Seeds and stems  
2013: Roughage 



1968: Going to a new, hip joint 
2013:Receiving a new hip joint 
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1968: Rolling Stones 
2013: Kidney Stones 



1968: Screw the system  
2013: Upgrade the system 



1968: Passing the drivers' test
2013: Passing the vision test 



1968: Whatever 
2013: Depends  

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.
The people who started university this year were born in 1995. 

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. 

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced 6 years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine 

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.


Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.



They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is. 

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. 

Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading... 

It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!