Friday, July 19, 2013

What Confucius Didn't Say - email from jksw

During our student days there were many wise-cracks with the preceding words 'Confucius says'.
Here are a few newer collections.
 
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.



Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.



Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.



It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.



Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.



Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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