English - Indian variant - email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

We've all talked to this guy.  At last, a picture of him.
  
   
      
 
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar,
You have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills
Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said, You must make a sentence using the words 
Yellow, Pink, and Green .'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
'Mister manager, I am ready.'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said,
'The telephone goes green, green,
And I pink it up, and say, 
Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call centre.

No doubt you have spoken to him.