Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Jansz and the Martians

A story related by Janz.
" Some martians landed on earth in Warminster in UK. They got friendly with an earth couple. The female on earth wanted to know how they produce young ones on Mars. The Martians obliged. They showed a machine where they did the fertilisation, incubation and weaning. Then the Martians asked the earth couple, how they did it on earth. The couple obliged and the curious martians watched the whole proceeding. At the end of it they asked where is the young earthling? They were told that it would take nine months for that. The martians replied ' It takes that long? Then why the indecent haste in the last part of your peculiar performance?'"
Philip

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