Monday, October 26, 2015

Gitti & Erika, German POP

Gitti & Erika - La Paloma

Gitti Goetz - Der rote Wein von Angelo

Gitti & Erika - Happy Sixties (GMC-Hitmix)

Russian capabilities.

Russian Fighter Jet Disables US Missle Destroyer Using Electronic Warfare Weapon
https://youtu.be/8s4sKAMgYsU

Answers to questions on Putin.

Vladimir Putin Illuminati? Truth about ISIS, Malaysia Air, WW3 ... (Documentary #2)
https://youtu.be/D0UZvK_fKTE

Want to live till 150? Give up sex

The World's First Bus Service

Indian Doctor, American Lawyer.

email from Nihal. Gooneratne

8:46 AM (21 hours ago)

An Indian Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'

An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...

 Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."

Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."

 

Lawyer: "Ugh... this is kerosene."

Indian: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...

 Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."

Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."

Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."

Indian: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."

 
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

 Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."

Indian: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."

Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"

 Indian: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

 You can't beat the Indians!!