Tuesday, September 22, 2015

2015 Nymphomaniac Convention


 email from JKS Weerasekera

An Irishman boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York.

As he settled in his seat, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He realized she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.

"Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States."
He swallowed hard.

Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded, "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality...”

"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent.

We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed.

"I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know your name!"

"Tonto," the man said.
            "Tonto Papadopoulos,         
But my friends call me "PADDY

Sunday, September 20, 2015

JOHN DENVER

John Denver - Annie's Song


John Denver - Take Me Home, Country Roads




John Denver

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
John Denver
John Denver 1973.jpg
John Denver, 1973
Background information
Birth name
Henry John Deutschendorf, Jr.
Born
December 31, 1943
Roswell, New Mexico
Died
October 12, 1997 (aged 53)
Monterey Bay near Pacific Grove, California
Occupation(s)
Musician, singer-songwriter, record producer, activist, actor
Instruments
Vocals, guitar, piano, fiddle
Years active
1962–1997 (his death)
Associated acts
Website
Henry John Deutschendorf, Jr. (December 31, 1943 – October 12, 1997), known professionally as John Denver, was an American singer-songwriter, actor, activist and humanitarian, whose greatest commercial success was as a solo singer, starting in the 1970s. He was one of the most popular acoustic artists of the decade and one of its best-selling artists.[1] By 1974, he was firmly established as America's best-selling performer, and AllMusic has described Denver as "among the most beloved entertainers of his era".[2] After traveling and living in numerous locations while growing up in his military family,[3] Denver began his music career in folk music groups in the late 1960s. Throughout his life, Denver recorded and released approximately 300 songs, about 200 of which he composed, with total sales of over 33 million.[4]
He recorded and performed primarily with an acoustic guitar and sang about his joy in nature, his enthusiasm for music, and his relationship trials. Denver's music appeared on a variety of charts, including country and western, the BillboardHot 100, and adult contemporary, in all earning him twelve gold and four platinum albums with his signature songs "Take Me Home, Country Roads", "Annie's Song", "Rocky Mountain High", "Thank God I'm a Country Boy", and "Sunshine on My Shoulders".
Denver further starred in films and several notable television specials in the 1970s and 1980s. In the following decade, he continued to record, but also focused on calling attention to environmental issues, lent his vocal support to space exploration, and testified in front of Congress to protest against censorship in music. He was known for his love of the state of Colorado, which he sang about numerous times. He lived in Aspen, Colorado, for much of his life. He was named Poet Laureate of the state in 1974. The Colorado state legislature also adopted "Rocky Mountain High" as one of its state songs in 2007. Denver was an avid pilot, and died in a single-fatality crash of his personal experimental aircraft at the age of 53.

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·         1 Biography
o    1.5 Death
·         2 Posthumous recognition
·         3 Related artists
·         4 Awards and recognition
·         5 Discography
·         6 Filmography
·         7 Selected writings
·         8 References
·         9 Sources

·         10 External links

Marraige - Three-wheel owners musing.

Male chauvinist pigs are alive and well in Sri Lanka, running taxis.
Forwarded
jksw




If you cannot read Sinhala

'Marriage. Buying a whole bakery to eat one bun'


31 Reasons Why You Should Never Visit Sri Lanka.

The three Samurai



email from JKS Weerasekera

Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai.  After a year, only three applied for the job:  a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai.


"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.



The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!



"What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me what you do."


The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish! *Swish!* The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.



"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"



The Jewish samurai, Yoku Cohen, stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and *Swoosh!* flourished his sword mightily, but the fly was still buzzing around!



In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that?? The fly isn't even dead."



"Dead," replied Cohen in contempt. "Dead is easy.  Now circumcision, that takes real skill."