Monday, June 15, 2015

Women are like Fruits.


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Women are like Fruits. Every woman has her own unique taste and colour. But the problem is the Men. They seem to love fruit salad....

IRISH CHEER


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Sunil Liyanage





Only the Irish have Jokes Like These


Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy,
looking like he'd just been run over by a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken,
his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp
"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.
Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.
"That little shit, O'Conner," says Sean,
"He couldn't do that to you,
he must have had something in his hand."
"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had,
and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."
Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself,
didn't you have something in your hand?"
That I did," said Paddy.
"Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of
beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
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An Irishman who had a little too much to drink
is driving home from the city one night and,
of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver,
where have ya been?"
Why, I've been to the pub of course,"
slurs the drunk.
Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite
a few to drink this evening."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and
folding his arms across his chest,
"that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual,
when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks.
"I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim.
But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."
There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"
I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus
is dead and gone. I'm sorry.
Finally, she looked up at Tim.
"How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat
of Guinness Stout and drowned."

"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me truth, Tim.
Did he at least go quickly?"

"Well, Brenda... no. In fact,
he got out three times to pee."
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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after
his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news.
My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible.
Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? "
She says, He said,
'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'
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ANDTHE BEST FOR LAST

drunk staggers into a Catholic Church,
enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. 
The Priest coughs a few times to get his
attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin,
there's no paper on this side either!"

Concert and dance at the Jetwing Blue, Negombo, Sri Lanka, to celebrate 50 years after passing out as doctors from the Colombo Medical Faculty in 1965.

Please click on each of the web-links below with your speakers on:-

Remembering the departed :-
https://youtu.be/dGh8yVNMsZc

Vijitha and Anula Nikapota:-
https://youtu.be/a-TgqMOr9Vw

Travis Perera & Anula Nikapota :-
Geri's performance :-
https://youtu.be/5EW8rXIuixE

The dance to Sam the Man's music :-
https://youtu.be/YQ6vzcrp3lY







50th Anniversary celebrations after obtaining the MBBS in 1965. Pictures sent by Pearl Hettiarachchi.

Piyasena, Daya, Hetti, Buddhika

Amarasekara, Pearl, Chitra, Piyaseeli, Chandran,Sugi, Duru,  Ranjini, Nalini

Chitra, Lucian, Buddhika, Lucky, Thilak, Pearl, Asoka, Vigna, Piyaseeli, Nana, Ranjini

Hetti, Asoka J, Jeyendran, Derrwyck
Please correct me if I am wrong.

50th Anniversary celebrations after obtaining the MBBS in 1965. Pictures sent by Mana Wedisinghe.

Tilak,, Weera & Wife, DR Karru

Weera & Wife, DR Karu

Travis, Buddhika, Sarath

Weera, Travis, Buddhika, Weera's Wife, Sarath

Weera & Wife

Karu, Wijemanne, Thilak

Wedisinghe, Thenabadu, Weera

Wijemanne, Vigna, Thenabadu, Geri

Wijemanne, Vigna, Thenabadu, Geri, Thilak

Sarojini, Kapu & Wife

Piyaseeli, Lucky, Kanthi

Piyaseeli, Lucky, Kanthi

___, ___, Sarojini

Thenabady, Piyasena, _____

____, Duru, Devi, Pearl

_____, Wedisinghe, Philip, Karals, Weerasinghe

Karu, _____, Weera


June 14th, 2015, Jetwing Blue Hotel, Negombo, Sri Lanka.







Daya & Nalini







Philip's Grand-sons

Sarath & Wife

Chitra, Kanthi, _____

At the Concert and Dinner-Dance, 13th June 2015, Medical Batch Entrants Colombo, 1960, 50th anniversary reunion after passing out.

Remembering the departed - A video presentation.

Please click on the web-link below with your speakers on :-




Vijitha & Anula Nikapota


Travis & Anula

Lucian, Travis & Philip


Sunil Liyanage

Geri Jayasekera

Derrwyck, Wedisinghe, Karals, Weerasinghe, Piyaseeli

Piyasena, Sunethra, ___, Duru, Devi, Pearl

Nihal Thenabadu, Piyasena, Sunethra, ___, Duru, Devi, Pearl

Thilak & Wife, Ranjen's wife, Ranjan

Jeyendran, Asoka D, Amarasekera & Wfe

Daya, Nalini, Chitra,Sugi

Charaka Wickremasinghe, Shiranie, Ramya, Queenie, Senuja ( Philip's family)

_________, Derrwyck, Sam, Lucian

Sarath & Wife

Sarath & Wife

Sarath, Sam, Saraths Wife, Ms Makulolowa, Makuloluwa.




Karu, Karals, Derrwyck


Karals, Philip, Derwyck

Thilak, ________, Hetti

Nihal, Hetti, Piyasena, Sunethra, ___, Duru, Pearl

Fred & Wife with friends.

Hema & wife, Sarath & Wife, Ms.Makuloluwa, Asoka D.

Buddhika,Vigna, Asoka D,Hema & Wife

_____, ____, Balakrishnan, Daya Jayasinghe, ___, Nhal, Chandramohan

Nihal & Chandramohan

Asoka  Gunasekera & Wife

Sikkander & Wife, ___, ____

Daya, ___, ___, Nalini, Chitra

__, Nalini, Chtra, Sugi

Thilak & Wife, Ranjan & Wife

Ranjan & Wife, Jayalath & Wife

____, Sunil, ____, Yogewary, Kanagaratne

Kanagaratne, Jeyendran, Asoka D, Amarasekera & Wife, Sunil

Vijitha & Anula, Travis, ___, ___

Vijitha, ___, Lucian & Wife, Geri & Wife

Sam the man & his band