Monday, April 7, 2014

Psychology Class

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "J. K. S. Weerasekera"



Animal Psychology.
It was a
practical session in the
psychology class.

 The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was
 in the middle of the cage.
Then, the professor introduced  a piece of cake in on
 one side, and a female rat in on the other side.
The male rat ran
 towards the cake and ate it.

 Then, the professor changed
 the cake and kept some bread . The male rat ran towards the bread.
 This experiment went on with the professor changing the food every
 time.

 And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never
 towards the female rat.
Professor said: This experiment shows that
 food is the greatest strength and attraction
!

 Then, the voice of one of the students
 from the back rows was heard
 loud and clear:-

"Sir, why don't you change
 the female rat?
She may be his wife !!!! "

Sunday, April 6, 2014

How to prepare 'Diya buth' - S, 'Palanchoru' -T.



Click on the web-link below:-

http://youtu.be/9f8DI--JuuE

Cooked red-rice, left over after a night meal is ideal for this preparation. It is ideally kept overnight in a clay pot and the environment in which the pot is kept must be warm. Quite a lot of the families in Jaffna of the 1950s, relished this meal at breakfast.

Illness.

email from Kamalini Kanapathippilai



Rabbit & Turtle Race.

email from  "J. K. S. Weerasekera"
 'First one home wins' challenges Mr.Turtle.
   
                  
IF YOU DON'T  LAUGH AT THIS ONE ...........TAKE A COUPLE OF DAYS  OFF!

 


 
 

Saturday, April 5, 2014

The dance of the ants.

Arrived by email:-


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AH, THE IRISH.

 email forwarded by J. K. S. Weerasekera


     





      There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot

2. to be hung

3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.


So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead
instantly.

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."

They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing.

The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the  Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.

Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled

over.

Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Irishman
replied,   
"You guys are so stupid.....I'm wearing a condom." !!!

Friday, April 4, 2014

The dance.


email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

The courageous dancer dances beautifully while she fights breast cancer
Date: Thu, 3 Apr 2014 11:11:18 +0100