Saturday, April 5, 2014

The dance of the ants.

Arrived by email:-


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AH, THE IRISH.

 email forwarded by J. K. S. Weerasekera


     





      There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot

2. to be hung

3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.


So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead
instantly.

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."

They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing.

The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the  Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.

Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled

over.

Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Irishman
replied,   
"You guys are so stupid.....I'm wearing a condom." !!!

Thursday, April 3, 2014

British car event in Colombo

email from "J. K. S. Weerasekera" 
 Click on web-link below:-



Cleaning fruits.

J. K. S. Weerasekera"
Cc: 
Date: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 18:59:44 +0530
Subject: FW: Fw: Fwd: Washing fruit



Subject:
 Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Washing fruit in vinegar.


 email from jks weerasekara

Vinegar, what can we say about this wonderful product

REALLY HANDY TO KNOW

   We all have the frustrating experiences day after day on how quick the fruits perish after purchased and taken home!

For this reason, you and your family will treasure this simple but important piece of information.

 
   

  
 
   
   This will also wash away our fears and doubts about the pesticides and chemical covers on the various fruits.
 
  
Please share with ALL your family members and friends!