Saturday, February 1, 2014

Sri Lanka - wonder of Asia

 email from Lesley Sirimanne

A very good musical tribute!
 
 
 

The Office Christmas Party

email sent by jksw


Peter woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

 
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Mary," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete fool of yourself.”

“You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the Chairman of the company, right to his face."

"He's an arsehole," Peter said. "I could piss on him."

"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."

"Well, fuck him," said Peter.

"I did," said Mary. "That's why you're back at work on Monday."
 

Friday, January 31, 2014

Attitude is Everything

Email from Gallege De Silva


A movie that shares the 7 rules for staying positive


                                                          

Attitudes are contagious...is yours worth catching? To be honest, sometimes my answer is "no"...and that's about the time that I need to check my attitude.

Well, that's the motivation behind this movie...a booster shot for your attitude!

Just watch this movie to learn the 7 rules for staying positive.

Don't forget to pay it forward, by sharing this e-mail with friends, family, and co-workers. They'll thank you for it!

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Mac Anderson
Founder, Simple Truths

Attitude is Everything, A movie that shares the 7 rules for staying positive
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Fourteen year-old Lankan genius shines in the US.


 
Subject: FW: from Dawood
 
 
genius shines in the US
 
By Kathya De Silva

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Eugenie de Silva
Prof. Eugene de Silva
 
What do you want to be when you grow up? This is a common question frequently posed when we were children. A nurse, a doctor, a lawyer or a pilot would be the usual answer. But has anyone come across a child who would say that he or she wants to be the Defence Secretary of the United States?
Fourteen-year-old Eugenie de Silva, of Sri Lankan origin, living in Harrogate, Tennessee, USA is not the average teenager. Her goal is specific and the path to reach that goal is pretty clear cut. She wants to be an intelligence agent for the US government and later its Defence Secretary. Looking at the level of success she has already achieved academically at just 14, one may presume that she might indeed be the future Defence Secretary of the United States.
Her academic excellence is such that she has already enrolled at Harvard University to follow a Master's degree in Legal Studies at the tender age of 14, when students her age are heading to the 9th grade. She has already finished her first assignment for the class even before it has begun! Her classmates will be in their 20s and 30s at Harvard University.
Eugenie graduated high school three years ago and she completed her first degree this year with a Bachelor's in Intelligence Analysis from the American Military University. Not only did she pass the course, she obtained a perfect 4.0 GPA, earning Summa Cum Laude. Needless to say, Eugenie has never had a grade below A in her school report cards. She has even received the Virginia State Award for High Honours in Mathematics and Verbal Talent from the John Hopkins University when she was just 9 years old.
http://www.sundayobserver.lk/2013/06/16/z_p21-Fourteen-03.jpgEugenie making a presentation
Eugenie has co-authored a book on research with her father named Multidisciplinary Research for College Students, which is being used in some college research courses. Added to that, she has presented research papers on national and international forums since she was 11 years old which received first place each time. She had also published two children's books.
To whom does she owe this passion for research, to excel in education and have such high ambitions? the Sunday Observer asked Eugenie. "I was guided by my father. He has a unique method of teaching," she said.
Eugenie's father, Prof. Eugene de Silva, is a Professor of Physics and Chemistry at Walters State Community College and founder of the Virginia Institute of Research. After his education in Sri Lanka, he migrated to the UK to continue higher studies.
"I teach through research," Prof. de Silva told the Sunday Observer. "The system developed and modelled by me is now being implemented as a pilot project in the State of Tennessee, USA. The program is run through Walters State Community College under the auspices of the Tennessee Board of Regents and the Department of Education," he said. "Through the Virginia Research Institute in the USA, I will soon promote education in a different manner through our branch in Sri Lanka this year," he added.
Prof. de Silva spoke about the education system in Sri Lanka and the need to move away from examination- oriented education. "We need to get away from purely memory-based testing and assessment to practical and purpose -based approach," Prof. de Silva said.
"We have so many A grades in the GCE Advanced Level Examinations, but we are still waiting for the Nobel Laureate," he added. Prof. de Silva pointed out that there should be a change in our country's education system where the qualifications would actually mean something more than just a paper that qualifies one to apply for a job or seek entrance to a degree program.
In Sri Lanka, an after - school tutorial culture has been developed where going to school is not considered sufficient, Prof. de Silva said adding, "we need to get the students to move away from the rat race."
Eugenie seconding her father said many children have the skills to complete their studies, but are not appropriately guided or given the necessary opportunities to progress and build upon their abilities. "As I have learned from my father, taking part in educational activities must be viewed as fun, rather than work," she told the Sunday Observer.
It is not just 'all work and no play' for Eugenie. She has hobbies too. She plays soccer and has a Brown Belt in the Martial Arts. She also plays the piano. She had even won first place at beauty pageants conducted in Harrogate, Tennessee.
With such an impressive record in extra-curricular activities, she does not forget her ultimate goal. After her Master's Degree at Harvard, she hopes to do her Ph.D in Intelligence Studies in the UK. "I strongly believe in equality, recognition of human rights, and opportunities for all; thus, my activities would all be guided by these principles," says Eugenie.
Goals are important to set a person on course.
They keep us focused and help us to be on track, and take the right decisions. Eugenie is indeed an inspiration for her peers.
"I believe it is important for you, the youth of today, to realise that you can and will be the leaders of tomorrow. Set up your goals early, and continuously strive to go beyond the restrictions that are set by society today. Anything is possible if you have the dedication and devotion," she told her peers.

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Sinhalese translation of 'Cry of the Devil bird' out for sale.




Sri Lankan price - Rs.550/-
Contact for copies
philipv203@gmail.com

ISBN - 978 955 4931 00 8
Ocean Printers and Publishers, Pannipitiya, Sri Lanka.
Tel No 094 777 551 311 (for overseas callers)
0777 551 311 ( For callers from inside SL)

Ceylon 1932

You will relish it again. 9 minutes. Plenty of reminiscences  for me
jksw

 

Tropical ceylon 1932 as the British saw it



Udurawana jokes

email from jksweerasekara
Udurawana was looking at an Egyptian mummy with one of his friends.
Udurawana : Look so many bandages, 

I'm sure it is a lorry accident case....

Friend : Aaho!, Lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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Udurawana at a bar in New York.


Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"


Udurawana says - 
"Ranjit Udurawana Married"

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Boss : I am giving u a job as a driver. 

STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k ??


Udurawana : U R great sir! Starting salary is ok.......buttt??
how much is the DRIVING salary...?


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Udurawana's theory on Sun and Moon : 

Moon is more important than Sun, 
coz it gives light at night when light is needed,
but Sun gives light during the day 

when light is not needed !!!

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Udurawana shouting 2 his girl friend 

" u said v will register our marriage and you cheated me, 
I was waiting 4 u yesterday the whole day in the post office
but you never came ....
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Udurawana in an interview 4 a post of detective.
Interviewer : who killed SWRD? (an ex- PM of Sri Lanka)


Udurawana : Thank u 4 giving me the job Sir, 
I will immediately start investigating.......
 
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