A guy is driving around the back woods of Dunningand he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk,he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says,'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.. I wanted to help the government, so I told theSAS.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would beeavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so
I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at theairport to do some undercover security, wandering nearsuspicious characters and listening in.I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had loads of puppies, and now I'm justretired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten quid,' the guy says.
'Ten quid? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a liar……….. He's never been out of the garden'-- This message has been scanned for viruses and dangerous content by Pinpoint Securemail, and is believed to be clean.
This blog is about the entrants in the year 1960, to the Faculty of Medicine, University of Ceylon, Colombo. The email address for communications is, 1960batch@gmail.com. Please BOOKMARK this page for easier access later.Photo is the entrance porch of the old General Hospital, Colombo, still in existence. Please use the search box below to look for your requirement.
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Talking dog - email from jksw
The sound barrier - email forwarded by jkksw
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An airplane flies producing a huge sound as it flies. The sound mercifully flies faster and leaves the plane.
What happens at the speed of sound? That sound cannot leave the plane site as both travel at the same speed!
In a few seconds a crescendo of sound! And Bam!
So a plane has to rapidly accelerate beyond and dart through quick past that critical speed, before sound builds up to break up levels!
jksw
P.S. we may have actually done this if we have cracked a whip. Arthur Clarke says that the crack sound is due to the same effect.
Date: 18 November 2013 17:23:49 GMT
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Breaking the Sound Barrier
Aircraft breaks the sound barrier
And it literally appears like the aircraft goes through a wall.
I hope you find these pictures as fascinating as I did.
WOW!!!
Monday, November 18, 2013
HISTORICAL PHOTOS - email forwarded by jksw
These are amazing photos of historical events.
Here's his report card! 1896 - highest marks in algebra - physics - geometry, lower marks in languages
The last known Tasmanian Tiger photographed in 1933 - the species is now extinct.
The London sky following a bombing and dogfight between British and German planes in 1940
Nagasaki , 20 minutes after the atomic bombing in 1945
A Native American overlooking the newly completed transcontinental railroad in 1868
A Japanese plane is shot down during the Battle of Saipan in 1944.
Archduke Franz Ferdinand with his wifeon the day they were assassinated in 1914 -
an event that sparked World War I
The 1912 World Series
Steamboats on the Mississippi River in 1907
Leo Tolstoy tells a story to his grandchildren in 1909.
Fourteen-year-old Osama bin Laden -he's second from the right.Bell bottom pants - pink car -expensive shops, nice threads,About 24 people out smiling - looking hip for the day.And not one woman has her face or head covered.
Construction of the Statue of Liberty in 1884Thanks for looking.Pass it on to someone who enjoys a bit of history.
Transplant - email forwarded by jksw
Not for the squeamish.
THIS IS THE BEST I HAVE EVER SEEN
THIS IS THE BEST I HAVE EVER SEEN
Click on web-link below:-
Sunday, November 17, 2013
Memories made of this - Top of the pops.
Download Mp3 Music download and Search "Memories Are Made Of This" in search former and download it totally free. Mp3 Music download Link: https://market.android.com/
One of the popular hits of the late 1950s/early 1960s. It tickled our fancies during our 'romantic and idealistic' maturing years.
Sanitising the english language - email forwarded by Dr. Dennis Aloysius
George Carlin: Brilliant stuff!A clip which is guaranteed to give you 9.1 minutes of laughter! Enjoy.
The Worst Parking Jobs Ever! - email forwarded by jksw
The Worst Parking Jobs Ever!
Ever been in a hurry and the only free parking spot is just a tad too small?
Or
Maybe you misjudged the distance to the curb.
Look at how these people dealt with these pesky car parking problems!
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One of my friends went in for a bigger and better car. City House with a garage by the road where no road parking was allowed.
A meticulous search for the family’s choice took 9 months.
Finally the selection was made. Smaller car sold. Bigger car bought.
That evening after a long pleasure ride out of town with family, he came into the garage.
The car was too large for the garage by 3 inches. No other space elsewhere. Roller door closure.
Will tell you only if you ask how he coped. Reply will be Bcc!
Any ideas? Needs lateral thinking.
jksw
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