Friday, September 6, 2013

The joke of the millennium: email from jksw.



*Teacher* -"Where is the CAPITAL of SRI LANKA ?"
 
*Student* -"In Swiss Banks"

Marketing - email from jksw

       A Professor explained Marketing to MBA students

       1. You see gorgeous girl in party,
       you go to her & say I am rich marry me
       That's Direct Marketing.

       2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you
       tells her. He' is very rich, marry him - That's Advertising.

       3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can u marry me?
       "That's Brand Recognition"

       4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps u
       "That's Customer Feedback"

       5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband
       "That's Demand & Supply Gap"

       6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, your wife arrives
       That's Restriction from Entering New Market


Playing golf email from jksw

Gods punishment!
jksw



Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

So .... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day.

Setting up on the first tee, he was
 all alone. After all, it was Sunday
morning and everyone else was in church!

Watching this sacrilege  Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord, while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?"

The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not."

Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole.

IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!



St. Peter looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?"

The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"  

Thursday, September 5, 2013

'Getting to know you'

A lovely piece from the Broadway musical "The King and I", a hit in the 1960s.
Click on the link below and listen carefully to the words of the lilting music:-


Song from the movie 'The King and I'. Click below:-

http://youtu.be/bRpeFRc_xM4

The cartoon version, click below :-

http://youtu.be/X3Zqw7--fuU

stage version, click below:-

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJheD6XZDsg&feature=youtube_gdata_player





Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Expertise - email jksw




Break time,….good story.

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PS
Reminds me of an incident in the life of Dr.Stanley de Silva - Paediatrician, Lady Ridgeway Hospital, Sri Lanka.
"Dr.Silva had to give evidence in courts. He was being cross-examined. The question put to him was 'Doctor you have submitted a bill for R,25/- (A large sum of money those days) to issue this medical certificate to say that this person is in normal health. Don't you think that this bill is too much?'
Dr.Stanley de Silva replied:-
' It is easy to diagnose an illness in a patient. It needs a lot ot of experience to affirm that a patient is free of any disease'.
Philip G V
 
 


 

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Motion Induced Blindness - email from Piyusha Atapattu

Future is NOW!!! - email jksw


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