Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Kids - email jksw





1.  A four-year-old child, whose next door
neighbor was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his
wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old
Gentleman's' yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
   When his mother asked him what he had
said to the neighbor, the little boy just said,
'Nothing, I just helped him cry.'

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2.  Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were
discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture
had a different hair color than the other members. One of her
students suggested that he was adopted.
   A little girl said, 'I know all about
adoption, I was adopted..'

   'What does it mean to be adopted?', asked
  another child.

     'It means', said the girl, 'that you grew
in your mommy's heart instead of her tummy!'
 
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  Hope this put a smile on your face it
Sure did mine!

 

Ancient civilizations - email jksw

Monday, April 1, 2013

Cricket - email from jksw.

 A little known fact...
 
The first testicular guard (“box”) was used in cricket in 1874.
 
And the first helmet was used in 1974.So, it took 100 years for men to realise that their brains could be as important as their balls.





Moods - email from Nandana Wijeweera



One-Word Essays
Determination
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Excitement
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Security
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Contentment
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Curiosity
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Relating
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Sunday, March 31, 2013

Crash-landing a Boeing.- email from jksw




February 09, 2013 Pilot lands plane without its wheels.
Faced with a flight emergency, a Polish pilot pulled off a remarkable feat of airmanship that saved hundreds of lives and made its way into aviation history.  
Actual video shot inside the plane’s cabin show passengers in the moments before CaptTad Wrona made his incredible landing. Lester Holt of CNBC reports. 
Click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbV58eY0MyM



Saturday, March 30, 2013

Wisdom - email from Karals.

Some are as old as the hills which we seem or do not wish to see.




 
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Su Wong - email from jksw



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Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, The Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy,
But definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents...
'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'

The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,
'Well, two Wong's don't make a white,
So I think we will name him....

Are you ready for this?
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Sum Ting Wong
You know you laughed and you are going to send this on!!!