Friday, March 8, 2013

Examination by a Doctor - email from jksw


Subject: FW: Doctor examins woman!
Importance: High







Subject: Doctor's Examination 


Doctor, to a lady, during her examination,

"Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."

Lady started taking off her clothes . . .

Doctor, stopping her,

"No! No! Please put your clothes back on.

JUST SHOW ME YOUR TONGUE!"






Queues, Sri Lankan style - email from Brahman Sivaprakasapillai


A new and innovative idea from Sri Lanka, why stand in a queue, when you can place your slippers in the queue and sit comfortably, till your turn comes up.
Only a Sri Lankan can think of it!!

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Birds-of-Paradise Project - email from Daya Jayasinghe


Like no other place on earth . . . AMAZING PICTURES
ONLY NEW GUINEA HAS THESE BIRDS LIVING IN THE DEEP RAINFORESTS. IT
HAS TAKEN YEARS TO TRACK THESE BIRDS AND STUDY THEIR EXISTENCE, WHY DO
THEY ONLY EXIST IN NEW GUINEA AND NOWHERE ELSE?
Use Full Screen
click on below:

http://www.cornell.edu/video/?VideoID=2398

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Focus and the 'phothograph'.

Much has been said about the sexual freedom enjoyed by the females in the Nordic countries of Europe.
An Indian with a keen interest in photography was travelling in Western Europe. Two young attractive females met him on the way and made his acquaintance. There was a nice scenic spot near a cafe where they were having their morning breakfast. It was a cold morning. The Indian wanted to take a photo of the young girls in this scenic back-ground. He made them to pose before the spot but seemed to be taking his time doing the adjustments on his expensive camera. It was very cold and one of the girls in exasperation shouted 'Whath are you dhoing, ith is cold here'. The embarrassed Indian replied 'Focus..., I am trying to focus'. The girl shouted back ' You can do that laether but first take the phothograph'.

Neil Armstrong and Mr.Gorsky - email sent by jksw


ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.

HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.*

BUT JUST BEFORE HE RE-ENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK -"GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."

 UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS .

OVER THE YEARS, MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE - 'GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY' STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA , WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION ABOUT MR. GORSKY TO ARMSTRONG.

THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED BECAUSE MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION.


HERE IS THE ANSWER TO "WHO WAS MR GORSKY":

IN 1938, WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MID-WESTERN TOWN , HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THEIR BEDROOM WINDOW.

HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY,

"SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"


NEIL ARMSTRONG'S FAMILY CONFIRMED THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

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