This blog is about the entrants in the year 1960, to the Faculty of Medicine, University of Ceylon, Colombo. The email address for communications is, 1960batch@gmail.com. Please BOOKMARK this page for easier access later.Photo is the entrance porch of the old General Hospital, Colombo, still in existence. Please use the search box below to look for your requirement.
Saturday, September 12, 2015
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A tailor's diagnosis
email from JKS Weerasekera
Second Opinion
The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your
headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.
You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles
to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.
The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he
left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20
years,
but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different
person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need...
A new suit...'
He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new
suit..'
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said,
'Let's see... Size 44 long.'
Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked,
'How about a new shirt?'
Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and
16-1/2 neck.'
Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years.'
Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman
asked, 'How about some new underwear?'
Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'
The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36.
Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34
since I was 18 years old.'
The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34.’
A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your
spine and give you one hell of a headache.'
PS
Geri recited this joke at one of our 1960 medical entrants batch get-togethers.
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