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Women are like Fruits. Every woman has
her own unique taste and colour. But the problem is the Men. They seem to love
fruit salad....
This blog is about the entrants in the year 1960, to the Faculty of Medicine, University of Ceylon, Colombo. The email address for communications is, 1960batch@gmail.com. Please BOOKMARK this page for easier access later.Photo is the entrance porch of the old General Hospital, Colombo, still in existence. Please use the search box below to look for your requirement.
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Only the Irish have Jokes Like These
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy,
looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. " Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little shit, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." " Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?" That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
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An Irishman who had a little too much to drink
is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?" " Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk. " Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual,
when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya". "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?" "That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda." There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..." "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me." "I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry. Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat
of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me truth, Tim.
Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact,
he got out three times to pee."
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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after
his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did, Father." The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? " She says, He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'
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ANDTHE BEST FOR LAST
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church,
enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!" |
Tilak,, Weera & Wife, DR Karru |
Weera & Wife, DR Karu |
Travis, Buddhika, Sarath |
Weera, Travis, Buddhika, Weera's Wife, Sarath |
Weera & Wife |
Karu, Wijemanne, Thilak |
Wedisinghe, Thenabadu, Weera |
Wijemanne, Vigna, Thenabadu, Geri |
Wijemanne, Vigna, Thenabadu, Geri, Thilak |
Sarojini, Kapu & Wife |
Piyaseeli, Lucky, Kanthi |
Piyaseeli, Lucky, Kanthi |
___, ___, Sarojini |
Thenabady, Piyasena, _____ |
____, Duru, Devi, Pearl |
_____, Wedisinghe, Philip, Karals, Weerasinghe |
Karu, _____, Weera |
Vijitha & Anula Nikapota |
Travis & Anula |
Lucian, Travis & Philip |
Sunil Liyanage |
Geri Jayasekera |
Derrwyck, Wedisinghe, Karals, Weerasinghe, Piyaseeli |
Piyasena, Sunethra, ___, Duru, Devi, Pearl |
Nihal Thenabadu, Piyasena, Sunethra, ___, Duru, Devi, Pearl |
Thilak & Wife, Ranjen's wife, Ranjan |
Jeyendran, Asoka D, Amarasekera & Wfe |
Daya, Nalini, Chitra,Sugi |
Charaka Wickremasinghe, Shiranie, Ramya, Queenie, Senuja ( Philip's family) |
_________, Derrwyck, Sam, Lucian |
Sarath & Wife |
Sarath & Wife |
Sarath, Sam, Saraths Wife, Ms Makulolowa, Makuloluwa. |
Karu, Karals, Derrwyck |
Karals, Philip, Derwyck |
Thilak, ________, Hetti |
Nihal, Hetti, Piyasena, Sunethra, ___, Duru, Pearl |
Fred & Wife with friends. |
Hema & wife, Sarath & Wife, Ms.Makuloluwa, Asoka D. |
Buddhika,Vigna, Asoka D,Hema & Wife |
_____, ____, Balakrishnan, Daya Jayasinghe, ___, Nhal, Chandramohan |
Nihal & Chandramohan |
Asoka Gunasekera & Wife |
Sikkander & Wife, ___, ____ |
Daya, ___, ___, Nalini, Chitra |
__, Nalini, Chtra, Sugi |
Thilak & Wife, Ranjan & Wife |
Ranjan & Wife, Jayalath & Wife |
____, Sunil, ____, Yogewary, Kanagaratne |
Kanagaratne, Jeyendran, Asoka D, Amarasekera & Wife, Sunil |
Vijitha & Anula, Travis, ___, ___ |
Vijitha, ___, Lucian & Wife, Geri & Wife |
Sam the man & his band |