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Sunday, August 28, 2016
Attitudes
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Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ? (This
is called "Positive Thinking" )
Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doc :- How come???
Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8
feet...
(Now this is called "Positive Attitude")
A Man wrote to the bank.
(Now this is called "Positive Attitude")
A Man wrote to the bank.
"My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'.
I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".
(This is self confidence in its peak)
This one is classic !!
This one is classic !!
A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it :
"Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous
because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!"
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