Friday, August 26, 2016

Night sweats

Mathematical answer as to how to park cars

A Tiff among two Irishmen



"My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
"I got in a tiff with Mr. Riley."
  "Riley? He's just a wee fellow," the barkeep said, surprised. 
"He must have had something in his hand."
"That he did," Kelly said. "A shovel it was."
"Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?"
"Aye, that I did, Mrs. Riley's tit." Kelly said.
"And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight."

David Cameron eating 'Fish and chips'

Consequences of a Viagra prank

Archaeological Discoveries from Egypt