Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Today's Sri Lankan news



Niluka Karunaratne To Face First Match In Rio Olympics Today - http://anynews.lk/s/e0ga 

Israeli woman and baby kept at airport in DNA case - http://anynews.lk/s/dzvq 

A special squad appointed to probe into A/L exam frauds - http://anynews.lk/s/dzvk 

Seven Sri Lankans with gold arrested in India - http://anynews.lk/s/dzw8 

3 leading shops in Pettah shutdown over illegal import of textiles - http://anynews.lk/s/dzw9 

Steps to resurrect failed projects - Niroshan Perera - http://anynews.lk/s/e095 

Residency visa for foreigners who remit $300,000 - http://anynews.lk/s/e0af 

A corporation to be setup to manage the Port City - http://anynews.lk/s/e0ap

Two lands owned by Basil Rajapaksa to be taken over by the state: Min. Senaratne - http://anynews.lk/s/e0co 

Rs. 157 Million Bonanza For Treasury, As Government Decides To Confiscate Basil’s Lands - http://anynews.lk/s/e0fz 

 Sri Lanka To Set Up Center For Detained Foreigners - http://anynews.lk/s/e0gb 

PM speaks of new tax system for 2017 to generate more income - http://anynews.lk/s/e0c1 

Blond story



email from JKS Weerasekera
This is a story of the young blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies.
She, frantic, grabs the mike and calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Someone help me! Please help me!"

She then hears a voice on the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground.

I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm and everything will be fine! …
Now give me your height and position."

She then says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Trump".

"O.K." says the voice on the radio, "Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven...

Billy Vaughn



Billy Vaughn - Sukiyaki

Fascination - Billy Vaughn
https://youtu.be/NdCEObIhXd4

Defending against a knife attack

Solar flare nearly sparked a nuclear war