1960 Medical batch, Colombo, Sri Lanka.

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

I always wanted to be a postman.

Email from JKS Weerasekera

One Monday morning, Trevor the postman, was riding through Camborne

on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approached one of the homes he

noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.

His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with a load of

empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin.

"Wow David, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," Trevor commented.

David, in obvious pain, replied, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first time I have

felt like moving since 4:00 o'clock Sunday morning. We had about 15 couples from around the

neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around

midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?"

Shane thought for a moment and said, "How do you play WHO AM I?"

"Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet

with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet.

Then the women try to guess who it is."

The postman laughed and said, "Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it."

"Probably a good thing you did," David responded, "Your name came up 7 times."?

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