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Thursday, April 7, 2016
Three Toronto Surgeons
Email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai
Three Toronto
surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had
performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best
surgeon in Ontario. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers
in an accident;
I reattached them, and 8 months later
he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.
The second surgeon said. "That's
nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident;
I reattached them, and 2 years later he
won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics.
The third surgeon said, "You guys
are amateurs”. Several years ago a man was high on cocaine and marijuana
and he rode a horse head-on into a
train traveling 80 miles an hour.
All I had left to work with was the
man's blonde hair and the Horse's ass.
I was able to put them together and now
he's running for President of the U.S.A!"
Video from antique photos
Antique Photos Were Used to Make This Realistic Footage That Looks 85 Years Old
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