email forwarded by Kamalin Kanapathippillai
In a Bangkok Temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN,
EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE
CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Doctor's office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER
DISEASES.
Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE
BEST RESULTS.
In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES
RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
On the main road to Mombasa,
leaving Nairobi:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN
IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS
IMPASSABLE.
On a poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT
READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.
In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND
WEEKENDS.
In a Cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM
PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
Tokyo hotel's rules and
regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO
SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO
HOPE FOR.
In a Tokyo Bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES
WITH NUTS.
Hotel, Yugoslavia:
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH
PLEASURE, IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
Hotel, Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel,
across from a Russian Orthodox
Monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE
CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE
BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.
A sign posted in Germany's Black
Forest:
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR
BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND
WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR
THIS PURPOSE.
Hotel, Zurich:
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF
ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT
THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.
Advertisement for donkey rides,
Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR
OWN ASS?
Airline ticket office,
Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM
IN ALL DIRECTIONS. (Just Like
British Airways!!!)
A Laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES
HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME
And finally the all time classic:
Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop
window:
IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED PLEASE
ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE…