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Monday, October 26, 2015
Indian Doctor, American Lawyer.
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8:46 AM (21 hours ago)
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An Indian Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens a
clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK
$100.'
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."
Lawyer:
"Ugh... this is kerosene."
Indian: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."
Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."
Indian: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."
Indian: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."
Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."
Indian: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later
determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."
Indian: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."
Indian: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"
Indian:
"Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"
You can't beat the Indians!!
Sunday, October 25, 2015
Floyd Cramer continued
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Templars
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email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai
Tips to use them safely
Really one should know and follow the information usefully and to share with others for health reasons
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Tips to use them safely
Really one should know and follow the information usefully and to share with others for health reasons
Click here to watch this video
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