email from JKS Weerasekera
The
Mexican maid asked for a small pay increase.
The wife
was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about that raise.
She
asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna
increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better
cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better
cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "AND The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in
the bed."
(Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth!!!!)
Wife:
"And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria:
"No Señora....the gardener did."
Wife:
"So, how much do you want, my dear?"