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Tuesday, September 1, 2015
Some funnies.
Email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai
BIRTH CONTROL FOR GRANDMA . . .
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life
finally retired. At her next checkup, the new Doctor told her to bring a
list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for Her.
As the doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized
Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL Pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee...."Yes, dear, I know
that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange
juice that my 16 year old Granddaughter drinks and believe me, it
definitely helps me sleep at night."
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee...."Yes, dear, I know
that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange
juice that my 16 year old Granddaughter drinks and believe me, it
definitely helps me sleep at night."
You gotta Love Grandmas
THE NICE MAN BECAME IMPATIENT
A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman
next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so
she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this
nice man next to us."
Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on,
honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."
THE NICE MAN BECAME IMPATIENT
A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman
next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so
she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this
nice man next to us."
Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on,
honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."
A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted out, "Come on
kid. Make up
your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!
BIOLOGY EXAM:
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question
was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5 ) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the
bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the
ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A.
WISE ITALIAN GRANDFATHER
An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his
bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome
plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex
watch instead?"
"You liss ina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of
bambinos. "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with
another man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say,
'Times up!' "?
A RIDE IN THE TAXI
A woman and her twelve-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It
was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings.
"Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied.
your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!
BIOLOGY EXAM:
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question
was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5 ) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the
bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the
ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A.
WISE ITALIAN GRANDFATHER
An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his
bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome
plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex
watch instead?"
"You liss ina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of
bambinos. "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with
another man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say,
'Times up!' "?
A RIDE IN THE TAXI
A woman and her twelve-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It
was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings.
"Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied.
The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't
you tell him
the Truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money."
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?"
His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes".
the Truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money."
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?"
His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes".
After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have
babies, what
happens to them?"
"She said" "Most of them become taxi drivers
happens to them?"
"She said" "Most of them become taxi drivers
WIFI, A Deadly Serious Health Risk
email from Milroy De Silva
Spread the Word to
Friends And Family
By Sharing this Article.
There is a tradeoff to everything it seems. You can have more fuel
efficient cars, but they won’t be as big or as powerful. You can have a
great looking body, but you must work at it almost daily. The same appears
to be true for our wireless networks. Everyone loves wireless. No more
bulky, ugly cables to cart around or to snake across the floor. However, it
looks like there is a danger to this wireless technology that we have not
been paying attention to.
I don’t get it, what’s the problem?
Wireless routers and modems send signals to your computers, though the
walls of your house, via electromagnetic radiation. That’s right,
radiation. If it’s going right through the walls of your house, what do you
think it’s doing when it comes to your body? If you have a wireless router
in your home or office, then you are living in a dangerous pool of massive
radiation exposure. Read also 8 ways technology affects health.
One of the problems with this is that no one seems to shut their Wi-Fi off.
EVER. So you are exposed 24/7/365. Let’s not forget that your neighbors
more than likely also have Wi-Fi, so you are virtually surrounded by a
massive wave of EMF (Electro Magnetic Frequency) overexposure.
Haven’t they been tested as safe?
Well, sort of. Routers emit electromagnetic radiation in the low gigahertz
level, considered safe to a point. The problem is that these EMF’s are not
tested, nor meant to be used 24/7. In home or office environments, Wi-Fi
modems transmit radio signals in roughly the same frequency as when
microwaves cook food.
So is it cooking me?
Not exactly, but there are studies that show that prolonged exposure to the
EMF waves that Wi-Fi routers create can cause brain damage, memory loss,
even tumors. This low frequency EMF’s seem to disturb the human body’s own
energy field which can lead to fatigue, cancer, possibly even DNA changes.
Is it making me sick?
A number of people claim that they are having health related issued due to
exposure to Wi-Fi. The symptoms are numerous and wide ranging, from
irregular heartbeats, dizziness, headaches, poor concentration, digestive
problems, anxiety or depression, and excessive fatigue. Many people claim
they received immediate relief when they turned off their Wi-Fi or left an
area full of Wi-Fi signals.
Take Note.
There was a very interesting study that was recently completed in Denmark.
Danish students took 400 cress seeds (cress is a very fast growing herb)
and split them between two rooms. Both sets of seeds received the same
amount of care, except that in one room, the seeds were placed next to two
Wi-Fi routers. 12 days later, the seeds that were in the room with the
Wi-Fi signals had failed to sprout while the others sprouted in the normal
fashion.
Perhaps it’s time we made ourselves aware of the dangers of technology that
surround us. Talk with friends and neighbors about the dangers of these
massive energy fields. Hook up that ethernet cable and turn off the router
when not in use. Your brain and body will thank you.
Sources:
Safespaceprotection.com
Prevention.com
email from Milroy De Silva
Spread the Word to
Friends And Family
By Sharing this Article.
There is a tradeoff to everything it seems. You can have more fuel
efficient cars, but they won’t be as big or as powerful. You can have a
great looking body, but you must work at it almost daily. The same appears
to be true for our wireless networks. Everyone loves wireless. No more
bulky, ugly cables to cart around or to snake across the floor. However, it
looks like there is a danger to this wireless technology that we have not
been paying attention to.
I don’t get it, what’s the problem?
Wireless routers and modems send signals to your computers, though the
walls of your house, via electromagnetic radiation. That’s right,
radiation. If it’s going right through the walls of your house, what do you
think it’s doing when it comes to your body? If you have a wireless router
in your home or office, then you are living in a dangerous pool of massive
radiation exposure. Read also 8 ways technology affects health.
One of the problems with this is that no one seems to shut their Wi-Fi off.
EVER. So you are exposed 24/7/365. Let’s not forget that your neighbors
more than likely also have Wi-Fi, so you are virtually surrounded by a
massive wave of EMF (Electro Magnetic Frequency) overexposure.
Haven’t they been tested as safe?
Well, sort of. Routers emit electromagnetic radiation in the low gigahertz
level, considered safe to a point. The problem is that these EMF’s are not
tested, nor meant to be used 24/7. In home or office environments, Wi-Fi
modems transmit radio signals in roughly the same frequency as when
microwaves cook food.
So is it cooking me?
Not exactly, but there are studies that show that prolonged exposure to the
EMF waves that Wi-Fi routers create can cause brain damage, memory loss,
even tumors. This low frequency EMF’s seem to disturb the human body’s own
energy field which can lead to fatigue, cancer, possibly even DNA changes.
Is it making me sick?
A number of people claim that they are having health related issued due to
exposure to Wi-Fi. The symptoms are numerous and wide ranging, from
irregular heartbeats, dizziness, headaches, poor concentration, digestive
problems, anxiety or depression, and excessive fatigue. Many people claim
they received immediate relief when they turned off their Wi-Fi or left an
area full of Wi-Fi signals.
Take Note.
There was a very interesting study that was recently completed in Denmark.
Danish students took 400 cress seeds (cress is a very fast growing herb)
and split them between two rooms. Both sets of seeds received the same
amount of care, except that in one room, the seeds were placed next to two
Wi-Fi routers. 12 days later, the seeds that were in the room with the
Wi-Fi signals had failed to sprout while the others sprouted in the normal
fashion.
Perhaps it’s time we made ourselves aware of the dangers of technology that
surround us. Talk with friends and neighbors about the dangers of these
massive energy fields. Hook up that ethernet cable and turn off the router
when not in use. Your brain and body will thank you.
Sources:
Safespaceprotection.com
Prevention.com
Friends And Family
By Sharing this Article.
There is a tradeoff to everything it seems. You can have more fuel
efficient cars, but they won’t be as big or as powerful. You can have a
great looking body, but you must work at it almost daily. The same appears
to be true for our wireless networks. Everyone loves wireless. No more
bulky, ugly cables to cart around or to snake across the floor. However, it
looks like there is a danger to this wireless technology that we have not
been paying attention to.
I don’t get it, what’s the problem?
Wireless routers and modems send signals to your computers, though the
walls of your house, via electromagnetic radiation. That’s right,
radiation. If it’s going right through the walls of your house, what do you
think it’s doing when it comes to your body? If you have a wireless router
in your home or office, then you are living in a dangerous pool of massive
radiation exposure. Read also 8 ways technology affects health.
One of the problems with this is that no one seems to shut their Wi-Fi off.
EVER. So you are exposed 24/7/365. Let’s not forget that your neighbors
more than likely also have Wi-Fi, so you are virtually surrounded by a
massive wave of EMF (Electro Magnetic Frequency) overexposure.
Haven’t they been tested as safe?
Well, sort of. Routers emit electromagnetic radiation in the low gigahertz
level, considered safe to a point. The problem is that these EMF’s are not
tested, nor meant to be used 24/7. In home or office environments, Wi-Fi
modems transmit radio signals in roughly the same frequency as when
microwaves cook food.
So is it cooking me?
Not exactly, but there are studies that show that prolonged exposure to the
EMF waves that Wi-Fi routers create can cause brain damage, memory loss,
even tumors. This low frequency EMF’s seem to disturb the human body’s own
energy field which can lead to fatigue, cancer, possibly even DNA changes.
Is it making me sick?
A number of people claim that they are having health related issued due to
exposure to Wi-Fi. The symptoms are numerous and wide ranging, from
irregular heartbeats, dizziness, headaches, poor concentration, digestive
problems, anxiety or depression, and excessive fatigue. Many people claim
they received immediate relief when they turned off their Wi-Fi or left an
area full of Wi-Fi signals.
Take Note.
There was a very interesting study that was recently completed in Denmark.
Danish students took 400 cress seeds (cress is a very fast growing herb)
and split them between two rooms. Both sets of seeds received the same
amount of care, except that in one room, the seeds were placed next to two
Wi-Fi routers. 12 days later, the seeds that were in the room with the
Wi-Fi signals had failed to sprout while the others sprouted in the normal
fashion.
Perhaps it’s time we made ourselves aware of the dangers of technology that
surround us. Talk with friends and neighbors about the dangers of these
massive energy fields. Hook up that ethernet cable and turn off the router
when not in use. Your brain and body will thank you.
Sources:
Safespaceprotection.com
Prevention.com
Monday, August 31, 2015
Celine Dion
Titanic Theme Song • My Heart Will Go On • Celine Dion
Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On - Backstage (Live in Las Vegas DVD 2007)
Celine Dion-My heart will go on (Oscars 1998)
Pavarotti & Friends Celine Dion My Heart Will Go On
Titanic (my heart will go on) celine dion ~ lyrics!
https://youtu.be/Qz9RTOKpLsM
Céline Marie Claudette Dion, CC OQ ChLD (/ˈdiːɒn/;[5] French: [selin djɔ̃] (
listen); born 30 March 1968) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, entrepreneur and occasional actress. Born into a large family from Charlemagne, Quebec,[6] Dion emerged as a teen star in the French-speaking world after her manager and future husband René Angélil mortgaged his home to finance her first record.[7] In 1990, she released the English-language album Unison, establishing herself as a viable pop artist in North America and other English-speaking areas of the world.[8]
Dion first gained international recognition in the 1980s by winning both the 1982 Yamaha World Popular Song Festival and the 1988 Eurovision Song Contest where she represented Switzerland.[9][10] Following a series of French albums in the early 1980s, she signed on to CBS Records Canada in 1986. During the 1990s, with the help of Angélil, she achieved worldwide fame after signing with Epic Records and releasing several English albums along with additional French albums, becoming one of the most successful artists in pop music history.[11][12] However, in 1999 at the height of her success, Dion announced a hiatus from entertainment in order to start a family and spend time with her husband, who had been diagnosed with cancer.[12][13] She returned to the top of pop music in 2002 and signed a three-year (later extended to almost five years) contract to perform nightly in a five-star theatrical show at the Colosseum at Caesars Palace, Paradise, Nevada.[14][15][16]
Dion's music has been influenced by genres ranging from rock and R&B to gospel and classical. Her recordings are mainly in French and English, although she also sings in Spanish, Italian, German, Latin, Japanese and Mandarin Chinese. While her releases have often received mixed critical reception, she is renowned for her technically skilled and powerful vocals.[17][18][19] Dion has won five Grammy Awards, including Album of the Year for Falling Into You and Record of the Year for "My Heart Will Go On".[20] She is the second best-selling female artist in the US during the Nielsen SoundScan era, with her albums Falling Into You and Let's Talk About Love both certified Diamond in the US,[21][22] In addition, her 1995 album D'eux, is the best-selling French-language album of all time.[23] In 2004, after surpassing 175 million in album sales worldwide, she was presented with the Chopard Diamond Award at the World Music Awards for becoming the best-selling female artist of all time.[24][25] Dion remains the best-selling Canadian artist in history and one of the best-selling artists of all time with record sales of more than 200 million copies worldwide.[26][27][28]
Celine Dion
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This article is about the singer. For her 1992 self-titled album, see Celine Dion (album).
| Celine Dion | |
|---|---|
Celine Dion, 2012
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| Born | Céline Marie Claudette Dion 30 March 1968 Charlemagne, Quebec, Canada |
| Residence | Las Vegas, Nevada, US |
| Occupation | |
| Years active | 1980–2000, 2002–2014, 2015– |
| Net worth | $630 million (estimate as of December 2014)[4] |
| Height | 5 ft 7.5 in (1.71 m) |
| Spouse(s) | René Angélil (m. 1994) |
| Children | 3 |
| Parent(s) | Adhémar-Charles Dion Thérèse Tanguay Dion |
| Musical career | |
| Genres | |
| Instruments | |
| Labels | |
| Website | celinedion |
listen); born 30 March 1968) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, entrepreneur and occasional actress. Born into a large family from Charlemagne, Quebec,[6] Dion emerged as a teen star in the French-speaking world after her manager and future husband René Angélil mortgaged his home to finance her first record.[7] In 1990, she released the English-language album Unison, establishing herself as a viable pop artist in North America and other English-speaking areas of the world.[8]Dion first gained international recognition in the 1980s by winning both the 1982 Yamaha World Popular Song Festival and the 1988 Eurovision Song Contest where she represented Switzerland.[9][10] Following a series of French albums in the early 1980s, she signed on to CBS Records Canada in 1986. During the 1990s, with the help of Angélil, she achieved worldwide fame after signing with Epic Records and releasing several English albums along with additional French albums, becoming one of the most successful artists in pop music history.[11][12] However, in 1999 at the height of her success, Dion announced a hiatus from entertainment in order to start a family and spend time with her husband, who had been diagnosed with cancer.[12][13] She returned to the top of pop music in 2002 and signed a three-year (later extended to almost five years) contract to perform nightly in a five-star theatrical show at the Colosseum at Caesars Palace, Paradise, Nevada.[14][15][16]
Dion's music has been influenced by genres ranging from rock and R&B to gospel and classical. Her recordings are mainly in French and English, although she also sings in Spanish, Italian, German, Latin, Japanese and Mandarin Chinese. While her releases have often received mixed critical reception, she is renowned for her technically skilled and powerful vocals.[17][18][19] Dion has won five Grammy Awards, including Album of the Year for Falling Into You and Record of the Year for "My Heart Will Go On".[20] She is the second best-selling female artist in the US during the Nielsen SoundScan era, with her albums Falling Into You and Let's Talk About Love both certified Diamond in the US,[21][22] In addition, her 1995 album D'eux, is the best-selling French-language album of all time.[23] In 2004, after surpassing 175 million in album sales worldwide, she was presented with the Chopard Diamond Award at the World Music Awards for becoming the best-selling female artist of all time.[24][25] Dion remains the best-selling Canadian artist in history and one of the best-selling artists of all time with record sales of more than 200 million copies worldwide.[26][27][28]
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