Email from JKS Weerasekera
I have a Satnav, It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver's friend, it tells you
where you are.
I have a Satnav, I've had it all my life
It's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is
my wife.
It gives me full instructions, Especially how to
drive
"It's sixty miles an hour", it says,
"You're doing sixty five".
It tells me when to stop and start, And when to
use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever, Safe to
overtake.
It tells me when a light is red, And when it
goes to green
It seems to know instinctively, Just when to
intervene.
It lists the vehicles just in front, And all
those to the rear
And taking this into account, It specifies my
gear.
I'm sure no other driver, Has so helpful a
device
For when we leave and lock the car, It still
gives its advice.
It fills me up with counselling, Each journey's
pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it, And get a quieter
sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, Makes
sure I'm properly fed
It washes all my shirts and things, And keeps me
warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages, And my tendency to
scoff,
I only wish that now and then, I could turn the
bugger off.
