Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Musings of a Senior citizen



email from Kamalini Kanapathippllai

As we grow older, and hence wiser, we slowly realize that wearing a $300. or $30.00 watch   - - - - - - they both tell the same time...


Whether we carry a $300 or $30.00 wallet/handbag - - - - - - -  the 
amount of money inside is the same;

Whether we drink a bottle of $300 or $10 wine - - - - - - - - - -  - -the hang over  is the same; (NOT SURE-OTHER THAN CONTENT OF ALCOHOL OTHER INGREDIENTS IN THEM MATTER FOR A HANG OVER)
 
Whether the house we live in is 300 or 3000 sq.ft.. - - - - - - - - loneliness is the same.


You will realize, your true inner happiness does not come from the material things of this world.

Whether you fly First, Business or Economy class, if the plane goes down - - - - - - --you go down with it...

Therefore..I hope you realize, when you have mates, buddies and old friends, brothers and sisters, who you chat with, laugh with, talk with, have sing songs with, talk about north-south-east-west or heaven & earth, .... That is true happiness!!
 
Five Undeniable Facts of Life

1. Don't educate your children to be rich. Educate them to be Happy.
   So when they grow up they will know  the value of things not the price.

2. Best awarded words in London ...
"Eat your food as your medicines, Otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food."
 
3. The One who loves you will never leave you because even if there are 100 reasons    
to give up he or she will find one reason to hold on.

4. There is a big difference between a human being and being human. Only a few really understand it.

  5. You are loved when you are born.   You will be loved when you die.
   In between, You have to manage!

  If you just want to Walk Fast, Walk Alone!  But if you want to Walk Far, Walk Together!

  Six Best Doctors in the World
    1. Sunlight
    2. Rest
   3. Exercise
    4. Diet
    5. Self Confidence and
    6. Friends
   
Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy healthy life.

Sent with smiles and affection.

Posters world wide.



Email from Kamalini Kanapathppillai



  In a Bangkok Temple:
 IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. 
 
 Cocktail lounge, Norway:
 LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
  
 Doctor's office, Rome:
 SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. 
 
 Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
 DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS. 
 
 In a Nairobi restaurant:
 CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
 
 On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi:
 TAKE NOTICE:  WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS 
 IMPASSABLE. 
 
 On a poster at Kencom:
 ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ?  IF SO WE CAN HELP.
 
 In a City restaurant:
 OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

 In a Cemetery:
 PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
 
 Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
 GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED. 
 
 On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:
 OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR. 
 
 In a Tokyo Bar: 
 SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS. 
 
 Hotel, Yugoslavia: 
 THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID. 
 
 Hotel, Japan:
 YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID. 
 
 In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox 
 Monastery: 
 YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY. 
 
 A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
 IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE. 
 
 Hotel, Zurich:
 BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE. 
 
 Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand: 
 WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS? 
 
 Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: 
 WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.    (Just Like 
 British Airways!!!) 
 
 A Laundry in Rome:
 LADIES, LEAVE  YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME
 
 And finally the all time classic: 
 
 Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window:
 IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE…