Saturday, February 7, 2015

email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai.

Dear All,

Just thought you would like this different approach to a wedding.  Just click on the link below. 
Certainly a different way of starting the ceremony, I thought it was great!

http://www.chonday.com/Videos/pristwedingh2#.VEmXV7epy5g.email


 


A boy and a barber.

Email from Lesley Sirimanne

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." 

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. 

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" 

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. 

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" 

The boy licked his cone and replied, 

"Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"

A different Surgeon.

email from Lesley Sirimanne

A surgeon was checking on a patient who had a hernia operation three days before. 

The doctor asked the man why he had not gotten out of bed. 

"I hurt," the man said. "You don
t know how it feels." 

"I know exactly how it feels," the doctor said. "I had the same procedure last month, and I was back at work two days later. There
​'​
s no difference in our operations." 

"Oh yes there is," said the patient. "You had a different surgeon."