Simply Brilliant !
email from Gallege De Silva.
Ever since Rob was a child, he had a
fear of someone under his bed at
>night. So he went to a Psychiatrist and told him, "I've got problems.
>Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared.
>I think I'm going crazy."
>
>"Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the psychiatrist.
>"Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of
>those fears."
>
>"How much do you charge?"
>
>'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
>
>'I'll sleep on it and if needed I will come back to you,' Rob said.
>
>Six months later he met the Psychiatrist on the street.
>
>'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he
>asked.
>
>'Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful
>lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have
>saved all that money that I went and bought me a new SUV".
>
>'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask,
>did a bartender cure you?'
>
>'He told me to cut the legs off the bed - ain't nobody under there now!
>
>FORGET THOSE PSYCHIATRISTS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BAR TENDER.
>
>There is always another way to solve a problem. Cheers !
>night. So he went to a Psychiatrist and told him, "I've got problems.
>Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared.
>I think I'm going crazy."
>
>"Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the psychiatrist.
>"Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of
>those fears."
>
>"How much do you charge?"
>
>'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
>
>'I'll sleep on it and if needed I will come back to you,' Rob said.
>
>Six months later he met the Psychiatrist on the street.
>
>'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he
>asked.
>
>'Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful
>lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have
>saved all that money that I went and bought me a new SUV".
>
>'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask,
>did a bartender cure you?'
>
>'He told me to cut the legs off the bed - ain't nobody under there now!
>
>FORGET THOSE PSYCHIATRISTS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BAR TENDER.
>
>There is always another way to solve a problem. Cheers !
