If my body were a Car!.

email from Gallege De Silva 06:39 (23 hours ago) If  My Body Were a Car! This  is just   Too  funny - scary how true it is!!!   If  my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in  for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my  paint job is getting a little dull... But that's not the worst of it.  My headlights are out of focus, And it's especially hard to see  things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip  and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.  My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me  hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But  here's the worst of it. Almost  every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,  Either  My Radiator Leaks or  My Exhaust Backfires!

Something for everyone to smile at..

email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai.  Friends ... They love you, But they're not your lover They care for you, But they're not from your family They're ready to share your pain, But they're not your blood relation. They are ... FRIENDS! !!!! A True friend... Scolds like a DAD... Cares like a MOM... Teases like a SISTER...  Irritates like a BROTHER...  And finally loves you more than anyone. Send to all your good friends The nicest place to be is in someone’s THOUGHTS! The safest place to be is in someone’s PRAYERS! And the best place to be is in GOD’S HANDS!

Mouthwash and fancy toothbrushes are waste of money, says dentist.

Dental expert Paul Batchelor, a senior lecturer at University College London, insists that gum disease is a normal part of ageing and can be treated by brushing your teeth properly.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2816765/Mouthwash-fancy-toothbrushes-waste-money.html

2 November 2014

Brigitte Bardot, the film siren still making waves at age of 80.

The book spans the entire course of her life and includes childhood photographs, never before seen shots of her on set, as well as more recent photographs of her enjoying her retirement.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2817249/Fresh-faces-Brigitte-Bardot-film-siren-making-waves-age-80.html

2 November 2014

Great pictures ...

email from

Lesley Sirimane	9:49 PM (8 hours ago)

The amazing one is fitting the elephant's prosthesis!!  worth skimming the rest!

Each photograph tells a story.

Photographer captures stunning images of the Canadian Rockies.

Canadian photographer Callum Snape, 23, has captured a series of breathtaking stills using the area’s rugged terrain as a backdrop. He often spends days hiking to find the perfect place.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2815856/Peak-perfection-Adventurer-spends-days-hiking-remote-areas-Canadian-Rockies-capture-mountains-frozen-beauty.html

1 November 2014

Free money and free erections, Wales.

You had one job! Welsh translation error means Tesco bank machine customers are offered 'free erections' when they get their cash

The sign on a cash machine at the Tesco store in Aberystwyth should read 'arian am ddim' which means free money. But the sign said 'codiad am ddim' which means free erections.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2815370/Every-little-helps-not-case-Welsh-translation-error-means-Tesco-bank-machine-customers-offered-free-erections-cash.html

1 November 2014