Certain
lubricants are best avoided.
jksw
From the laptop of Iqbal
Irish Lubricant
Murphy's'
old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come.
He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby.
She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said.
'Hey,
Murph! You just had you a son,!
'Ain't
dat grand, !!'
Murphy
got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said,
'Hold
on! We ain't finished yet, !'
The
doctor then delivered a little girl.
He said,
'Hey,
Murph! You got you a daughter, !!!! She is a pretty lil ting, too....'
Murphy
got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said,
'Hold
on, we aint got done yet, !'
The
doctor then delivered another boy and said,
'Murph,
you just had yourself another boy, !'
Murphy
said to the doctor,
'Doc,
what caused all of dem babies,?'
The
doctor said,
'You
never know Murph, it was probably something that happened during conception.'
Murphy
said,
'Ah
yeah, during conception.'
When
Murph and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his
wife and said,
'Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat
dere 3-in-1 Oil.'
She said, 'Yeah, I remember dat night...'
Murph said,
'I'll
tell you, .....it's a freaking' good ting we didn't use WD-40.
