Monday, July 21, 2014

How kids see our world.



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Photo of a new generation!






NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'

OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. It read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.'


KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now, she's hitting the bottle.'

MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'


POLICE # 1
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop?' 'Yes,' I answered and continued writing the report. 'My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?' 'Yes, that's right,' I told her. 'Well, then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me, 'would you please tie my shoe?'


POLICE #2
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. 'Is that a dog you got back there?' he asked.  'It sure is,' I replied.  Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, 'What'd he do?'


ELDERLY (Absolutely love this one!)
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, 'The tooth fairy will never believe this!'

DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, 'Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit. ' 'And why not, darling?' 'You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.'


DEATH
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: 'Glory be unto the Father, and unto the Son, and into the hole he goes.'(I want this line used at my funeral!)


SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. 'I'm just wasting my time,' she said to her mother. 'I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!'

BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. 'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out. 'What have you got there, dear?'
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'



-------A day without laughter is a day wasted!

Horton Plains - Magnificent Lanka.


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Excellent video!

Ø  A celebration of Sri Lanka's magnificent highlands.

Ø  Nurturing environmental awareness to preserve Sri Lanka's unique natural heritage.

Just imagine that in the 1980s SL Govt. bureaucrats from the Dept. of Agriculture, the Livestock Development Board and the Dept. of Wild Life were engaged in a fierce debate about utilization of Horton Plains for growing potatoes, raising dairy cows or making the place a national park.

In the 1970s, the Socialist Govt. contemplated opening a plywood factory by Sinharaja forest to harvest the timber.

Did these people ever understand what a “National Heritage” was?


Sunday, July 20, 2014

Two trips in Sri Lanka, June 2014.


Here are the routes of the two trips Dr.Wignaraja with his three Australian doctor friends, Dr.Kaluaratchi and myself as 'tour guide' did.
1.     A.  Trip from Colombo to Avissawella, Ginigathena, Hatton, Nuwara Eliya, Ella, Wellawaya, Maligawila, Embilipitiya, Rathnapura and Colombo. Two over night stays.
2.       
B.Trip from Colombo to Anuradhapura – Isurumuniya - Mihinthale,  Jaffna, Thiruketheeswaram, Mannar, Pesalai, Madhu, Thantrimale, Anuradhapura, Colombo. Three overnight stays.

The air-conditioned van we hired for the trip was driven by M. Suresh, a careful and courteous driver. His Sri Lankan Telephone Number is 0778948749. You can ring him up and discuss details re Rupees per Kilometer etc. with him.

The Hotels we stayed at during our first trip were:-
1.       ‘Grand Elle Hotel’, Elle -  
2.       The Centuria Lake resort, Embilipitiya -047 223 0514.
The places we stayed at during the Jaffna trip were:-
1.       The Gnanams Hotel –

2.        Pilgrims Rest, Thantrimale – Telephone 0728027626 – Three bed-room attached bath and you have to order your meals to be brought from out.
Videos  posted by me to Youtube. Please click on each of the blue lettered links:-

1st Trip

Kithulgala to Nuwara Eliya:-

Nuwara Eliya Gardens:-
http://youtu.be/SSghkdYUSUQ

Nuwara Eliya to Ella:-

Ella to Udawalawe :-

Udawalawe National Park:-

Milk feeding time, Elephant Orphanage, Udawalawe:-
2.       http://youtu.be/U8hIlqwgMns

     Centauria Tourist Hotel, Embilipitiya:-


2nd Trip

Jaffna to Thirukketheeswaram:-

Thirukketheeswaram to Pesalai:-

Pesalai to Thantrimale:-

Sights at Thantrimale:-

Thantrimale to Karawanella:-

Please inquire re further clarifications - 1960batch@gmail.com

Philip G V

Open Heart Surgery in Jaffna




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Sunday Times 2  -13 July 2014      
A young heart blooms
Kumudini Hettiarachchi reporting from Jaffna
Thanks to a pioneering project carried out by a Sri Lankan doctor from Oxford, teenager Archana, a hole in the heart patient, smiles again
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Tightly clutching a cushion with a bright red heart to her chest, no words are needed, as 16-year-old J. Archana smiles mutely.
Heart Surgeon Dr. Ravi Perumalpillai opening the chest of Archana to close the hole in her heart
Knowing since 2009 that she had a hole in the heart, she and her paternal grandmother, Nakapillai Gnanasoundarie, from Alankerni in Kinniya, Trincomalee, were compelled to do nothing due to poverty. They just could not afford the heart operation at a cost of about Rs. 500,000 in Colombo, while accessing a government hospital in the capital also brought with it heavy burdens on this ‘single’ grandmother who was eking out a living as a labourer.
Last Sunday (July 6), however, her life changed in a way they had never imagined. Archana became the flag-bearer in a quest to introduce open-heart surgery in Jaffna.
The initiation of open-heart surgery using the heart-lung machine for people living in the northern, north-central and eastern areas has been the quest of eminent Heart Surgeon Dr. Ravi Perumalpillai.
Even though open-heart surgery under hypothermic conditions (not using the heart-lung machine) had been available in the 1970s and early 1980s for closure of holes in the heart at the Jaffna Hospital, it had ground to a halt when the then heart surgeon left.
Currently although cardiac interventions are performed at a handful of major hospitals including in recent times at the Jaffna Teaching Hospital, open-heart surgeries in the government sector are limited to the National Hospital, the LRH and the semi-state Sri Jayewardenepura Hospital and the Kandy and Karapitiya Teaching Hospitals.
Archana: All smiles
While cardiac interventions (not open-heart surgery) are being carried out at the Jaffna Hospital, in some cases such as bypasses, a limiting factor is that due to device-shortages, the patients would have to buy such devices as stents at a cost of about Rs. 200,000 each, the Sunday Times understands.
Northern, north-central and eastern regions patients who need open-heart surgery, meanwhile, have to come either to Colombo or Kandy. For some surgeries there would be long waiting lists and in others they would also be faced by challenges such as language issues, getting about in Colombo and Kandy and huge costs in finding lodgings if relatives wish to be with the patients. Back home, too, their families’ routines would go awry and their own livelihoods would be at stake. So, many decide to live with their heart problems.
Archana orphaned at an early age and being looked after by Gnanasoundarie is just one such person. Working as a labourer on and off, the grandmother had been desperate to get Archana cured. It was to Jaffna that they headed to collect the money, with the grandmother going begging from shop to shop.
“The humiliation was so great that Archana had lamented, ‘It would be better if I die’,” recalls the grandmother, shedding silent tears.
Fortunately for them someone directed them to a charity and it was then that their path crossed that of Dr. Perumalpillai.
By this time, Dr. Perumalpillai, who had retired from the prestigious John Radcliffe Hospital in Oxford, England, had already established the Oxonian Heart Foundation (OHF) to help the numerous Archanas who are languishing without open-heart surgery.
Having served as an intern at the Jaffna Hospital back in 1974-75 and visiting Sri Lanka over the years, both on holiday and on work,
View of the surgery from the head-end of the operating table
bringing teams from Oxford to strengthen best practices in cardiac surgery at the National Hospital and the Sri Jayewardenepura Hospital, Dr. Perumalpillai had realised the dire straits people who required such surgeries were in.
With OHF being set up to support the development and delivery of cardiac care to the northern, north-central and eastern regions of Sri Lanka, its first project is the establishment of cardiac surgery at Jaffna’s Northern Central Hospital (NCH) run by Chairman S.P. Samy.
NCH, which functioned as a nursing home during conflict-ridden times, has now transmogrified into a 60-bed, Rs. 600 million hospital, under Chairman Samy and Director Dr. S. Keshavarajah, committed to meeting the health-care needs, over a broad spectrum of specialties, of the people.
“The NCH has committed its state-of-the-art operating theatres and also four Intensive
Care Unit (ICU) beds and 10 ward beds to the OHF,” says Dr. Perumalpillai.
And so it was that last Sunday, Dr. Perumalpillai’s quest saw fruition, with the first needy patient going under the scalpel. “We closed a large 2.4cm x 2.8cm hole in the heart of Archana,” he explains.
Pointing out that though more and more such atrial septal defects (ASDs) can now be closed with a device sans an operation, he said that after close consultations with cardiologists it was decided that surgical closure was the better option in this case.
This decision was taken as a team, after Consultant Cardiologists Dr. Poopalan Lakshman and Dr. Mahesan Guruparan and Consultant Paediatric Cardiologist Dr. I.R. Ragunathan performed a transesophageal echocardiogram where Dr. Perumalpillai was also present, the Sunday Times learns.
“The three-hour surgery involved placing Archana on cardiopulmonary bypass or the heart-lung machine. Following the closure of the ASD, she was easily weaned off the machine and has made an uneventful recovery. She is expected to be discharged this weekend,” said Dr. Perumalpillai.
Archana’s is also not just a one-off open-heart surgery. When the Sunday Times visited the NCH on Wednesday, preparations were underway for two more surgeries within the week – one on Thursday (July 10) and the other over this weekend.
Like Archana, but older is 35-year-old S. Nirmala from Kilinochchi. On Thursday she had open-heart surgery for the closure of a hole in the heart, while the third patient, a male, will undergo coronary artery bypass graft (CABG) surgery over the weekend.
When the Sunday Times visited Archana to say goodbye to her before leaving for Colombo, she is all smiles, having been moved from the ICU to the ward. Soon it will be back to school for her with a clear idea of what she hopes to achieve in life. “I want to be a teacher,” says Archana shyly.
A heart surgeon who was on the team which operated on her is also in her room, having brought her a small packet of jujubes that he had saved from his flight up to Jaffna.
Overcome by emotion, as Archana’s grandmother holds his hands in her own, it is evident that not only the surgery but also this tiny gesture on the part of the heart surgeon has gone a long way to prove that OHF cares and cares deeply.
It is a gesture straight from the heart to the hapless heart patients of the area.
The surgical team which performed the open-heart surgery in Jaffna this week comprised Dr. Kumaradasan Gnanakanthan, Dr. Nagaratnam Sriskantharajah, Dr. Ravi Perumalpillai and Dr. Nihal Kulatilake.
The perfusion team consisted of Kamal Gunasekera and Pratheesh Maheswaran and the anaesthetic team Dr. Sundaralingam Premakrishna and Dr. Arulmoli Janaki and Nurses Ramachandran Neruka and Mayoori Theepan.
The theatre team included Nurses Vijeyabaskaran Vimalathevi and Ariot Sivasubramaniam and ‘runners’ Karunakaran Mary Powstina and Piraveena Sinnarasa, while the post-op care was by the ICU team, Niroja Puvanenthiran and Jegatha Sivakumar. The support staff included Vijaya Kumar, Jaya Theepan, Boniface Maria Jeyarose and Swenthini Jude.
The team from Oxford which facilitated the surgery consisted of Consultant Anaesthetist Dr. David Pigott, Specialist Registrar in Cardiothoracic Surgery, Dr. Sajiram Sarvananthan, Theatre Sister Angela Grantham, Anaesthetic Sister Louise Wilkins and ICU Sisters Shirley Janus and Wendy Allen.
Give your mite and save a life 
The OHF is registered as a charitable trust in Sri Lanka and a charity company in the United Kingdom.
Please show you have a heart and save a life.
In Sri Lanka — donate by direct bank transfer to:
- Hatton National Bank Plc. Head Office Branch, 479, T.B. Jayah Mawatha, Colombo 10, Sri Lanka.
Account Name: OXONIAN HEART
FOUNDATION
Account No: 003010497806, Swift Code: HBLILKLX
- Amana Bank, 480, Galle Road, Colombo 3, Sri Lanka.
Account Name: OXONIAN HEART
FOUNDATION
Account No: 010-0170533-001, Swift Code: AMNALKLX
Abroad — donate by direct bank transfer to:
- HSBC, UK Bank Account, 65 Cornmarket Street, Oxford, OX1 3HY, UK.
International Bank Account No:
GB05MIDL40353403859908
Branch Identifier Code: MIDLGB2108P
Account Name: OXONIAN HEART
FOUNDATION
Account No: 03859916, Sort Code:
40 35 34
Cheques drawn in favour of the Oxonian Heart Foundation may be sent to:
- Dr. Ravi Perumalpillai (Chairman), 10/1 No. 4, Alfred House Gdns, Colombo 3, Sri Lanka.
- Mr. Ananda Atukorala (Treasurer), 42/3, Horton Place, Colombo 7, Sri Lanka.
For more information please access http://www.oxonianhf.com/ or email: chairman@oxonianhf.com or phone: +44-7850730203 (UK) or +94-778573717
(Sri Lanka).
OHF forms committee to select patients for free surgery
The Oxonian Heart Foundation (OHF) is setting up a committee of clinicians, social workers and members of the community such as local teachers who will select the patients for free heart surgery at the private Northern Central Hospital (NCH).
“The operations for 20% of all patients who undergo heart surgery at the NCH would be performed free of charge, after strict evaluation of their economic status,” said Dr. Ravi Perumalpillai, adding that they are drawing up a pro-forma for the eligibility criteria.
The operations would be mainly for adults and some older children with simple congenital heart disease, it is learnt.
When asked whether the OHF’s target of US$ 2 million had been achieved, Dr. Perumalpillai said they had raised some funds but it was a “long way short of our aim”.
However, the OHF Board which comprises eminent people drawn from all communities — Sinhalese, Tamils and Muslims — decided in January 2014 that using the funds available currently, a limited programme would be carried out in the first instance.

“Our numbers in the coming months would reflect the funds available,” says Dr. Perumalpillai, adding that they hope to carry out about 70 procedures in the next 12 months.

Saturday, July 19, 2014

The Three Blondes.


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Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the  Texas Highway Patrol.  The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said,  "So y'all want to be cops, huh?" The blondes all nodded.  The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder.  Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said,   "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth."  So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds.

"Now,"he said,"did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?"

The blonde immediately said,  "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said,  "Of course he has only one eye in this picture!  It's a profile of his face!  You're dismissed!"

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said,

"What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed,"Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady?This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear!  You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said,  "This is probably a waste of time, but..."
He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying,  "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"

The blonde said,"I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."
  
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.  He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said,  "You're absolutely right!His bio says he wears contacts!  How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said,

"Well,  Hellooooooooooooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."