Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Heaven.

email from JKS Weerasekara.

Perhaps, The Best Poem Ever..... Its more than a poem... The truth !


No offense intended to any denomination please ...
PERHAPS THE BEST POEM IN THE WORLD 

I was shocked, confused, bewildered 
As I entered Heaven's door,  
Not by the beauty of it all, 
Nor the lights or its decor. 

But it was the folks in Heaven 
Who made me sputter and gasp-- 
The thieves, the liars, the sinners, 
The alcoholics and the trash.  

There stood the kid from seventh grade  
Who swiped my lunch money twice. 
Next to him was my old neighbour  
Who never said anything nice.  

Bob, who I always thought  
Was rotting away in hell,  
Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,  
Looking incredibly well.  

I nudged Saint Peter, 'What's the deal? 
I would love to hear Your take. 
How'd all these sinners get up here? 
God must've made a mistake. 

'And why is everyone so quiet, 
So somber - give me a clue.' 


'Hush, child,' He said, 
'they're all in shock. 
No one thought they'd be seeing you.' 


How To Improve Immigrants' English (Pathe filmlet).

email from  "J. K. S. Weerasekera" 
How to talk intelligibly. Short. 4 minutes. Very useful.
jksw


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 Sinhala to English

How To Improve Immigrants' English (1940s Instructional Film) [HD]


Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Musings.

Email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai:-


We seldom get what we want,
We seldom want what we get, 
We seldom have what we like, 
We seldom like what we have.
And still we live & love. 
That's life...

The best kind of friend, 
Is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, 
Never say a word,
And then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

It's true that we don't know
What we've got until it's gone,
But it's also true that we don't know 
What we've been missing until it arrives..

Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love you back!
Don't expect love in return; 
Just wait for it to grow in their heart,
But if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours.

It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone,
An hour to like someone,
And a day to love someone,
But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Don't go for looks; they can deceive. 
Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. 
Go for someone who makes you smile, 
Because it takes only a smile to
Make a dark day seem bright. 
Find the one that makes your heart smile!

May you have
Enough happiness to make you sweet, 
Enough trials to make you strong, 
Enough sorrow to keep you human, 
And enough hope to make you happy.

Always put yourself in others' shoes.
If you feel that it hurts you,
It probably hurts the other person, too.

The happiest of people 
Don't necessarily have the best of everything; 
They just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
Happiness lies for
Those who cry, 
Those who hurt,
Those who have searched, 
And those who have tried, 
For only they can appreciate the importance of people 
Who have touched their lives.

When you were born, you were crying 
And everyone around you was smiling. 
Live your life so that when you die, 
You're the one who is smiling
And everyone around you is crying.

Please send this message
To those people who mean something to you, 
To those who have touched your life in one way or another, 
To those who make you smile when you really need it, 
To those that make you see the brighter side of things When you are really down, 
To those who you want to know 
That you appreciate their friendship.

And if you don't, don't worry, 
Nothing bad will happen to you, 
You will just miss out on the opportunity 
to brighten someone's life with this message... 
~~~~~

'Thosai'making' machine.


email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai.

Some facts we may not know about INDIANS...

email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai:-


1
. 38% of doctors in America are INDIANS.
2
. 12% of the scientist in America are INDIANS.
3
. 28% of the IBM employees in the world are INDIANS.
4
. 36% of the NASA employees are INDIANS.
5
. 17% of the INTEL employees in the world are INDIANS.
6
. 34% of the MICROSOFT employees are INDIANS.
7
. Sanskrit is the mother language of all the European languages spoken
WHICH MEANS SWEDISH TOO.

8
. SANSKRIT is most suitable language for computer software spokenreported in Forbes magazine, 1987.
9
. CHESS was invented in INDIA ..
1
0. Creator and founder of HOTMAIL is INDIAN (SABEER BHATIA).
1
1. Aryabhatta who was from INDIA , invented the number ZERO.
1
2. INDIANS invented the NUMBER SYSTEM.
1
3. ALGEBRA was invented in INDIA ..
1
4. CALCULUS and TRIGNOMETRY came from INDIA ..
1
5. The general manager of HEWLETT PACKARD (HP) is INDIAN (RAJIV GUPTA).
1
6. Creator of the PENTIUM CHIP(90% of today's Computers run on it) is INDIAN (VINOD DAHM).
1
7. BHUDHYANA first calculated the value of pi (3.14), and he the concept of what is known as the Pythagorean theorem;he discovered this in the 6th century long before the European mathematicians.
1
8. We have almost 5600 different newspapers and 3500 different with approximately 120 million readers every day.
1
9. SUSHRUTA (from India ) is the father of SURGERY. 2600 year ago, he and health scientist of his time conducted complicated surgeries like artificial limbs, fractures, urinary stones and even plastic surgery and brain surgery
2
0. LAXMI MITTAL (the steel king) is the richest man in ENGLAND. His house in England is the most expensive house in the world, more than 70 million pounds.
2
1. ALBERT EINSTEIN once said:- We owe a lot to the INDIANS,who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery would have been made.
2
2. INDIA has the THIRD largest army in the world with more than 105 million men......
 

Monday, May 26, 2014

'How Great Thou Art', a song from the heart.

email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai:-

This little boy's performance of "How Great Thou Art" will leave you in awe 
This small fellow sings from his heart.



Capitalist thinking.

email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai.



This Pretty Girl Was Seeking A Rich Husband. The Reply She Got From A Banker Was Priceless!

The following is what a woman posted on a dating forum seeking a rich husband:
I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan below:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO