AH, THE IRISH.

 email forwarded by J. K. S. Weerasekera

There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1. to be shot 2. to be hung 3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death. So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly. Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.) Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the  Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Irishman replied,   "You guys are so stupid.....I'm wearing a condom." !!!

The dance.

email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

The courageous dancer dances beautifully while she fights breast cancer
Date: Thu, 3 Apr 2014 11:11:18 +0100

http://www.ted.com/talks/ananda_shankar_jayant_fights_cancer_with_a_dance

Cartoon from the England of the ?1960s.

'Look, there goes my sister wot's ruined'.

British car event in Colombo

email from "J. K. S. Weerasekera" 

 Click on web-link below:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIma9r5Zsvg

Cleaning fruits.

J. K. S. Weerasekera"
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Date: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 18:59:44 +0530
Subject: FW: Fw: Fwd: Washing fruit

Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Washing fruit in vinegar.

 email from jks weerasekara

Vinegar, what can we say about this wonderful product REALLY HANDY TO KNOW    We all have the frustrating experiences day after day on how quick the fruits perish after purchased and taken home! For this reason, you and your family will treasure this simple but important piece of information.                   This will also wash away our fears and doubts about the pesticides and chemical covers on the various fruits.      Please share with ALL your family members and friends!

The Oxford Maharaja.

Cartoon from the ?1960s.

Confusius say

email forwarded by jks weerasekara. Jokes of an older generation. Confucius Say: It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you. Confucius Say: Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy   Confucius Say: Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going. Confucius Say: Viagra is like Disneyland ... a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride. Confucius Say: A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.