Forwarded by Kamalini Kanapathippillai
A
wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one
carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A
short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The
wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He
replied, "They had avocados."
If
you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it
the first time.
My
work is done here.
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Water
in the carburetor
WIFE:
"There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND:
"Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
WIFE:
"I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND:
"You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the
car?
WIFE:
"In the pool"
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A
FRIGHTENING STATISTIC THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST
WORRYSOME IN RECENT YEARS.
25%
of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's
scary.
It
means 75% are running around untreated.
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A
young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their
first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He
showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.
Meg
was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.
The
next day Meg went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her
husband on the other end.
"Hi
Meg," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"
Meg
replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell,
but there's one thing I don't understand though..."
"What's
that, sweetie?" asked her husband.
"How
did you know I was at Woolworth?"
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HE
MUST PAY
Husband
and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mum and said, "He fought with me
again, I am coming to live with you."
Mum
said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with
you.
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Today's
Short Reading from the Bible...
From
Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found
in all corners of the earth."
Then
He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!
