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From: Lesley Sirimane
From: Lesley Sirimane
GOODBYE TRAFFIC JAMS! WHO NEEDS EXPRESSWAYS??
Subject: Fw: Pal V! Amazing! A flying car .
This blog is about the entrants in the year 1960, to the Faculty of Medicine, University of Ceylon, Colombo. The email address for communications is, 1960batch@gmail.com. Please BOOKMARK this page for easier access later.Photo is the entrance porch of the old General Hospital, Colombo, still in existence. Please use the search box below to look for your requirement.
Subject: Fw: Pal V! Amazing! A flying car .
These horses were originally bred as "war horses" in the days of knights and armour. As armour got heavier, bigger horses were needed and the Friesian almost became extinct. They are back and are one of the most beautiful horses in stature as well as gait.Their manes and tails are the longest that I have seen.These horses are native to the Netherlands. Have your audio on.
Q:Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? | A:Try a bookstore under fiction. |
Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? | A:Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live. |
Q:How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband? | A:Tell him you're pregnant. |
Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? | A:Take off your glasses. |
Q:Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? | A:Valets don't forget where they park your car. |
Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? | A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem. |
Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly? | A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon. |
Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? | A:On their foreheads. |
Q:Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens ? | A: Nudity |
Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? | A:"Gosh, I remember these!" |
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!
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