Retired people

Part of email forwarded by Lesley Sirimanne.

From the American Association
Of Retired People

 

Q:Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?	A:Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?	A:Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.
Q:How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?	A:Tell him you're pregnant.
Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?	A:Take off your glasses.
Q:Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?	A:Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?	A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?	A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?	A:On their foreheads.
Q:Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens ?	A: Nudity
Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?	A:"Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!

                                              "The most important things in life, ... are NOT things!"

 

Recalling Jayadevi Krishnamoorthy nee Ponnudurai.

 Click on the link below:-

http://1960medicalbatchcolombo.blogspot.com/2012/08/jeyadevi-and-daughter-at-batticaloa.html

Comics you don't see in the newspapers

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From: "J. K. S. Weerasekera"  

You'll Never See These in the Sunday Comics

Funnies.

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From: "J. K. S. Weerasekera"

WISDOM

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From: kamalini kanapathippilai  

When Gandhiji was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for Gandhiji, and because Gandhi never lowered his head towards him, their "arguments" were very common.

One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room of the University  and Gandhiji came along with his tray and sat next to the professor. 

The professor, in his arrogance, said, "Mr Gandhi: you do not understand... a pig and a bird do not sit together to eat ", to which Gandhiji replies, "You do not worry professor, I'll fly away ",  and he went and sat at another table.

Mr. Peters, green of rage, decides to take revenge on the next test, but Gandhiji responds brilliantly to all questions. Then, Mr. Peters asked him the following question, "Mr Gandhi, if you are walking down the street and find a package, and within it there is a bag of wisdom and another bag with a lot of money; which one will you take?"

Without hesitating, Gandhiji responded, "the one with the money, of course".

Mr. Peters, smiling, said, "I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom.

"Each one takes what one doesn't have", responded Gandhiji indifferently.

Mr. Peters, already hysteric, writes on the exam sheet the word "idiot" and gives it to Gandhiji. Gandhiji takes the exam sheet and sits down. 

A few minutes later, Gandhiji goes to the professor and says,  "Mr. Peters, you signed the sheet, but you did not give me the grade.

List of the oldest schools in Sri lanka

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From: Nihal Gooneratne

 

Don't forget to scroll down to the end of the page.......

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_oldest_schools_in_Sri_Lanka

Two super clips

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From: Lesley Sirimane 

http://www.youtube.com/embed/HzSaoN2LdfU?fs=1 

 http://www.youtube.com/embed/HzSaoN2LdfU?fs=1