Saturday, March 15, 2014

Comics you don't see in the newspapers

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From: "J. K. S. Weerasekera"  



  You'll Never See These in the Sunday Comics












Funnies.

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From: "J. K. S. Weerasekera"



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Friday, March 14, 2014

WISDOM

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From: kamalini kanapathippilai  

When Gandhiji was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for Gandhiji, and because Gandhi never lowered his head towards him, their "arguments" were very common.

One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room of the University  and Gandhiji came along with his tray and sat next to the professor.
 

The professor, in his arrogance, said, "Mr Gandhi: you do not understand... a pig and a bird do not sit together to eat ", to which Gandhiji replies, "You do not worry professor, I'll fly away ",  and he went and sat at another table.

Mr. Peters, green of rage, decides to take revenge on the next test, but Gandhiji responds brilliantly to all questions. Then, Mr. Peters asked him the following question, "Mr Gandhi, if you are walking down the street and find a package, and within it there is a bag of wisdom and another bag with a lot of money; which one will you take?"

Without hesitating, Gandhiji responded, "the one with the money, of course".

Mr. Peters, smiling, said, "I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom.

"Each one takes what one doesn't have", responded Gandhiji indifferently.

Mr. Peters, already hysteric, writes on the exam sheet the word "idiot" and gives it to Gandhiji. Gandhiji takes the exam sheet and sits down.
 

A few minutes later, Gandhiji goes to the professor and says,  "Mr. Peters, you signed the sheet, but you did not give me the grade.

List of the oldest schools in Sri lanka

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From: Nihal Gooneratne

 
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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

1960Batch entrants, planning a 'Get-together' in 2015.

To all ‘Batch of 1960 entrants’, to the Medical Faculty, Kynsey road, Colombo, Sri Lanka.

We are in the early stages of planning a get together in Sri Lanka in the year 2015.
1.     It will be a 24 hour programme.
2.     The venue could be either Negombo or Colombo.
a.     Negombo would be 15 minutes by expressway from the Kelani bridge. Anyone who wants to come back to Colombo for the night and return the next day would find this easy.
b.     Sea-bathing is an added attraction.
c.      A boat trip watching Dolphins could be arranged.
3.     The month selected could be March, April or June. June might have rain.

Please send in your feedback on these suggestions to:-.

1. Durumila Kumara (nee Gunawaardena)
Tel. No for calls from inside Sri Lanka - 0112697188
Tel No for calls from outside Sri Lanka  - 094 112 697 188

Or

2. Sarath Kapuwaththa
Tel No for calls from inside Sri Lanka - 081 222 4983
Tel No for calls from outside Sri Lanka  – 094 812  224 983


Philip G Veerasingam
Tel No for calls from inside Sri Lanka – 036 223 2500

Tel No for calls from outside Sri Lanka – 094 362 232 500