Monday, March 3, 2014

A little Flight in the Eurocopter

HOW OLD IS GRANDMA?

email from  Piyusha Atapattu




This is a snap shot of what we grew up with - it wasn't too bad at all!
(Read this to the end-- quite an eye opener.)

Stay with this -- the answer is at the end... It will blow you away. 
One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother About current events.
The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought About the shootings at schools, the computer age, and
Just things in general.
 The Grandmother replied, "Well, let me think a minute, 
I was born before:
' television 
'
 penicillin 
'
 polio shots 
'
 frozen foods 
'
 Xerox 
'
 contact lenses 
'
 Frisbees and 
'
 the pill 

There were no:
' credit cards 
'
 laser beams or 
'
 ball-point pens 

Man had not
 yet invented:
' pantyhose 
'
 air conditioners 
'
 dishwashers 
'
 clothes dryers 
'
 and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and 
'
 man hadn't yet walked on the moon


Your Grandfather and I got married first, and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother.
Until I was 25, I called every man
 older than me, "Sir."
And after I turned 25, I still called
 policemen and every man With a title, "Sir."
We were before gay-rights,
 computer-dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy.
Our lives were governed by the Ten
 Commandments, good judgment, and common sense.
We were taught to know the
 difference between Right and Wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.
Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was A bigger privilege.
We thought fast food was what people
 ate during Lent.
Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with Your cousins.
Draft dodgers were those who closed front
 doors as the Evening breeze started.
Time-sharing meant time the family
 spent together in the Evenings and weekends — not purchasing condominiums.

We never heard of FM radios, tape decksCD's, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.
We listened to Big Bands, Jack Benny,
 and the President's speeches on our radios.
If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan '
 on it, it was junk.
The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam.
Pizza Hut, McDonald's,
 and instant coffee were unheard of.
We had 5 &10-cent (5 and dime) stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents.
Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar,
 and a Pepsi were all a nickel.
And if you didn't want to splurge, you could
 spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.
You could buy a new Ford Coupe for $600,
 but who could Afford one? Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon. In my day:
' "grass" was mowed, 
'
 "coke" was a cold drink, 
'
 "pot" was something your mother cooked in and 
'
 "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby. 
'
 "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office,
'
 "chip" meant a piece of wood,
'
 "hardware" was found in a hardware store and.
'
 "software" wasn't even a word.


We were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby.
We volunteered to protect our precious country.
No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap.How old do you think I am? 
Read on to see -- pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time. 
Are you ready?????
cid:1126890A1D11458D8A683DDDCCE7BE9B@UserHP 
This woman would be only 61 years old.She would have been born in late 1952.
GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. 
PASS THIS ON TO THE OTHER “OLD ONES.” 

Sunday, March 2, 2014

This is what’s coming down the pipe very soon!!

email from Gallege De Silva

27 Feb (4 days ago)

Very soon!! Some great ideas.


Rubic's cube for the blind.












Solar panel car chargers.

Wearable mouse.




















Knives

The chamber of horrors.

Jerry Hayes, former British MP_.
Exposes, like our own Sir John Kotalawala.
Don’t let Sri Lankan  MPs get at this link!
jksw
Subject: FW: A dailymail.co.uk article

You will find this interesting!!!






The Chamber Of Horrors: Booze-soaked brawls. Sex galore. Savage stitch-ups. The hair-raising unexpurgated memoirs of one wickedly irreverent backbench MP

Today's behaviour in the chamber is a teddy bears' picnic, according to former Tory MP for Harlow, Jerry Hayes, in his memoirs An Unexpected MP.

Full Story:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2570727/The-Chamber-Of-Horrors-Booze-soaked-brawls-Sex-galore-Savage-stitch-ups-The-hair-raising-unexpurgated-memoirs-one-wickedly-irreverent-backbench-MP.html

1 March 2014
http://www.dailymail.co.uk

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Expected publication by April 2014.




Will follow up with a final notice on the public release of the book.
If you have read the earlier two publications by the same author this
would be a good addition to your library.
Philip G V.

The Pope and The Poor Beggar.

email sent by Dennis Aloysius.
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy.

One has a Cross in front of him; the other one is holding the Star of David.
Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross.

The Pope comes by. He stops to watch the throngs of people giving money to the beggar who holds the Cross while none give to the beggar holding the Star of David.

Finally, the Pope approaches the beggar with the Star of David and says: "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who is holding a Cross. In fact, they would probably give more money to him just out of spite!"


The beggar with the Star of David listened to the Pope, smiled, and turned to the beggar with the Cross and said: "Moishe, would you look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing!"

Elephant and dog.