Celibacy apparently awaits us all!

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 Willie Nelson

Whether or not you are a country music fan,  words of wisdom from that famous philosopher , iconic country and western singer, on his 75th birthday below his esteemed portrait.

"I have outlived my pecker."

The Penis Poem--by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,

My pilot light is out.

What used to be my sex appeal,

Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,

From my trousers it would spring.

But now I've got a full time job,

To find the f***in' thing.

It used to be embarrassing,

The way it would behave.

For every single morning,

It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,

It sure gives me the blues.

To see it hang its little head,

And watch me tie my shoes!!

Dr Finleys Casebook Story

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A little Scottish humour (and advice)!

A woman goes to the Doctor in Glasgow, worried about her husband's temper and threatening manner.

The Doc asks: "What's the problem, Janet?

The woman says: "Weeell Doctor Cameron, I dinae know what to do.   Every time ma hubbie comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me aroon'."

The Doctor says: "Aye, well... I have a real good cure for that.

When your husband arrives home intoxicated,  take a wee glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth.
Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is sound asleep."

Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

She says: "Doctor that was brilliant!     Evrae time ma hubbie came home drunk,  Iswished with water.    I swished an' swished,  and he didnae touch me even once!

Tell me Doc...wha's the secret?    How's the water do that?"

The Doctor says:   "Janet haen,  it's really nae big secret.   The water does bugger all - it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.

Great Words on Marriage

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men
should
be happier than others.

--Oscar Wilde

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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

--Scottish Proverb

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I don't worry about terrorism. I was  married for
two years.

--Sam Kinison
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. 
--H. L. Mencken

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.

--Anonymous

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then
the mud fell off.

--Anonymous

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Sounds

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Introduction to Sri Lanka

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> > Click below;

> > > Lankatilaka (27 pictures) 
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Eggplant & Cholesterol

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AIDS and Senior Citizens

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