Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Great Words on Marriage

email sent by JKS Weerasekara




Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men
should
be happier than others.

--Oscar Wilde

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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

--Scottish Proverb

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I don't worry about terrorism. I was  married for
two years.

--Sam Kinison
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
 
--H. L. Mencken

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.

--Anonymous

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then
the mud fell off.

--Anonymous

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Saturday, February 1, 2014

Sri Lanka - wonder of Asia

 email from Lesley Sirimanne

A very good musical tribute!
 
 
 

The Office Christmas Party

email sent by jksw


Peter woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

 
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Mary," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete fool of yourself.”

“You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the Chairman of the company, right to his face."

"He's an arsehole," Peter said. "I could piss on him."

"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."

"Well, fuck him," said Peter.

"I did," said Mary. "That's why you're back at work on Monday."