Bicycling for females - email jksw

 

Advice for women buying a bicycle...

When purchasing a bicycle no matter how cute you are be SURE to consider the color of the seat!

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South African hand-shake - email jkksw

South African handshake................You are going to like this one!!!

South_African_handshake_Hi_Jack1.wmv 1992K   Download

CoMSAA get together, 7/8 September 2013.

2nd International Scientific Congress & Reunion - CoMSAA

Comittee of CoMSAA at sessions on the 14th August 2013, preparing for the 'Blue waters, Wadduwa' get together on the 7/8th September 2013. Dr.J.B.Peiris is 'in the chair'.

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Colombo Medical School Alumni Association

(CoMSAA)

2^nd International Scientific Congress

& Reunion

On

Sunday 08^th September 2013, 8 am - 5 pm

at

The Blue Water, Wadduwa

Inviting CoMSAA members, their families & friends to enjoy a day filled with fellowship, music, dancing, fun, games and academic exposition

Tickets      - Rs 2000.00        (Adults)                    - Rs 1000.00        (Children below 12 years) Special Deluxe Room Rates on 7th September 2013 for Alumni who wish to stay overnight Single         - B & B       Rs 7000 .00           - HB  Rs 9000.00 Double       - B & B       Rs 9000.00            - HB  Rs 13000.00

    Please confirm your participation before 15^thAugust 2013

Contact

Dr Piyusha Atapattu            - 0779501610   <piyushaatapattu@yahoo.com>

Dr Nalika Gunawardene     - 0776975402<nalikaguna@hotmail.com>

Dr Deepa Wimalasena         - 0777236845<deepawim@yahoo.com>

      ** New members can enrol at the registration desk **

To see some of the activities of the reunion in 2012 click on the web-links below:-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9OIXmqjPCQ

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Cheating - email from jksw

How to cheat in Australia
Perfect example of cheating at cricket. Flipping the bloody bails off while
walking past!
jksw

Once when Glen McGrath called  Mike Atherton a "f'!?ing cheat" and asked him
why he did not walk in a match in Australia when he had clearly nicked the
ball,
Mike replied in his poshest Cambridge Uni accent, "when in Rome old boy,
when in Rome......"

The moral is that Aussie cricketers are in no position to call anybody
cheats.

xx
Subject: FW: You have received a YouTube video!
Watch carefully Justin Langer deliberately knocking the bail off with his
finger. The Aussies are such cheats but when the shoe is on the other foot
then they and their media make such a big issue !


-----Original Message-----
From: Somasundram Skandakumar [mailto:somaskanda21@gmail.com

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Subject: You have received a YouTube video!
Just saw what Langer did.... and the Aussie reaction...!!!
"Broad walk" was just child's play in comparison ?
Sharing with many. Hope You are keeping well, Warmly, Skanda

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afQvCaPd4t8&sns=em

Random thoughts - email from Sena Nanayakkara.

Dear  Philip & all my batchmates

 

You may have heard so many of these  hilarious  ‘sexist wise sayings’ over and over again.

 

This is supposed to be a ‘new version’. After reading it, I just could not resist sharing it with my mates.

 

Read it if you want to, and enjoy.

 

Kalu Nana

 

Sena Nanayakkara

 

 

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

 

Men Are Just Happier People --

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack...

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt when you swim in the sea.

You can wear NO shirt to swim in the sea.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress £3000. Morning suit rental £100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day holiday requires only one small suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you,

He or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is £5.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives

On December 24 in 25 minutes.

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Men Are Just Happier People

 

NICKNAMES

If Ranee, Sujatha and Swarna go out for lunch, they will call each other Ranee, Sujatha and Swarna. If Cyril, Nalin and Nihal go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Crazy and Wildman.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Cyril, Nalin and Nihal will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

 

MONEY

A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.

A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

 

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

 

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

 

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing forever!     (Author Unknown at present)

sena nanayakkara

Staying young - email from Piyusha Atapattu

 

 

Stay Young My Friend We all need to read this one over and over until it becomes part of who we are. ;HOW TO STAY YOUNG  1.. Try everything twice. On one woman's tombstone she said she wanted this epitaph: "Tried everything twice. Loved it both times!"  2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!) 3. Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever... Never let the brain get idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!  4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh ,spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER. 6.. The tears happen: Endure, grieve and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life is ourselves. LIVE while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love: whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.. Your home is your refuge.  8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. 9. Don't take guilt trips.. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.  10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity. I love you, my special friend! 11. Forgive now those who made you cry. You might not get a second chance.. And if you don't send this to at least 4 people - who cares? But do share this with someone. Remember! Lost time can never be found. Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.  Wine does not make you FAT .... it makes you LEAN ....(against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.)

 

 

 

Check out - email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

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I found them all so I must be ok for now.

 

 

Subject: Fw: Brain Exercise....This is really neat 

 

 

Anti-Alzheimer exercise Check this out:   They label this an Anti-Alzheimer exercise... To keep a sharp mind! Fascinating! CAN YOU SEE 10 FACES IN THIS TREE?       THERE'S A FACE IN HERE. CAN YOU SEE IT?         CAN YOU SEE THE BABY?         CAN YOU SEE THE KISSING COUPLE?       CAN YOU SEE THE THREE WOMEN?   Send this round' to all your friends, these are really fascinating!           If you find them all you are not at the beginning stages of Alzheimer or Dementia!