Driving in old age.

For senior citizens; a vexed question.

jksw

  

When should one stop driving How do you know when it is time to "hang up the car keys"?  I say A picture is worth ……… !!! I bet you will send this one on  It made me smile too!

Married life - Fw by jksw

The collected works of -the late-- Parsaan

"DO NOT TRY AT HOME"

1. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.  (David Bissonette)

2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.  (Sacha Guitry)

3. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)  

4. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.  (RICARDO)

5. The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"  (Dumas)

6. I had few words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.  (Sigmund Freud)

7. 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'  (Anonymous)

8. 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.   It's called marriage.'  (Sam Kinison) 

9. 'I've had bad luck with both my wives..The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'  (James Holt McGavra) 

10. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming - Whenever you're wrong, admit it, - Whenever you're right, shut up.  (Patrick Murra) 

11. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....  (Nash)

12. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.  (Anonymous)

13. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.  (Henny Youngman) 

14. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.  (Rodney Dangerfield) 

15. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'  (Anonymous) 

16. First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'  (Anonymous) 

Three Black Men - email from sjkw

3 Naked Black Men--(deserves a prize)

At the National Art Gallery , in Dublin Ireland , a Canadian couple were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men, totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises but the one in the middle, had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of the black man in a predominately white, patriarchal society. “In fact,” he pointed out, “some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.” After the curator left, an Irish man approached the couple and said,“Would you like to know what the painting is really about?” “Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?” asked the husband. “Because I’m the guy who painted it.” he replied. ”In fact, there are no black men depicted at all. They’re just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch."

Benefits of meditation - Forwarded by Kamalini Kanapathippillai.

Precious moments - email from Gallege De Silva.

They are too precious not to share.

Buying a condom in Sri Lanka.

A video made by the young members of the Rotary Club of Cinnamon Gardens, Colombo, Sri Lanka on
"HOW TO BUY A CONDOM"
Click on link below:-

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCoAnxMhfY8

Examination by a Doctor - email from jksw

Subject: FW: Doctor examins woman!
Importance: High

Subject: Doctor's Examination  Doctor, to a lady, during her examination, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." Lady started taking off her clothes . . . Doctor, stopping her, "No! No! Please put your clothes back on. JUST SHOW ME YOUR TONGUE!"