Geri's joke at a party

A group of female professionals were playing golf. There were some males watching the proceedings. One pretty player took a beautiful swing and connected. The ball went flying and struck one of the male watchers close by. The man doubled up in agony holding both hands and covering his crotch, let out a wail in agony. The female players surrounded him. They said we have a doctor among us. Do not feel shy she will have a look at your injury. Before you knew it his trousers were pulled down and the female doctor felt around and examined his genitals. He was asked 'How do you feel now?'. He replied abashed 'I am feeling fine but it is my thumb which was struck by the golf ball'

The Jay Brothers singing 'The Cherry Blossom Tree'.

'The Cherry Blossom Tree' by our own - 'The Jay Brothers'

Click on the link below to travel back in time and hear Perrin and Geri in harmony:-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg07A4W-v5k

Three day trip with Wignaraja and co. 15 to 17 May 2012

'Bopath Ella', Kuruwita.

Rest House, Belihul Oya.

Tea pluckers, Haputhale.

Alpine Hotel, Nuwara Eliya.

Fireside, Alpine Hotel.

Bicycle rentals, Lakeside, Nuwara Eliya.

Boats for hire, Nuwara Eliya.

Upper Kothmale Dam, Thalawakele.

Devon waterfalls, Pathana

St.Clairs water falls.

Wignaraja came with a group in a van and we did a trip. From Avissawella we went to see the Bopath Elle at Kuruwita. Then to the Saman Dewale at Rathnapura. We stayed the night at Belihul Oya Rest House. Next day we went up Beragala to Haputhale and on to Welimada and Nuwara Eliya. Stayed the night at the Alpine Hotel. Next day it was to Thalawakelle, Upper Kothmale Dam, St Clairs falls, Devon Falls Hatton. At Hatton we went to the Manicca Pillayaar temple. Down through Watawale, Ginigathena, Karawanella and Avissawella. It was a wonderful trip. Wigna was there with his wife Rani. There was Dr.Sivasundaram from Ipoh, Malaysia with his wife. Dr. David Myers, Australian, Wigna's friend was also in the group. We went in an airconditioned Toyota Hiace van and covered one part of the hill country of Sri Lanka.   

Southern Expressway Guide, Sri Lanka.

Southern Expressway Guide, Kottawa to Mathara, Sri Lanka:-
http://203.115.0.35/uwc/webmail/attach/Guide-to-Southern-expressway.pdf?sid=&mbox=INBOX&uid=17996&number=4&filename=Guide-to-Southern-expressway.pdf

Sankaranarayana trying to keep fit.

Message from Dawood

To my friends  who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't and are always  seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine  there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, At the end  of the year we would have absorbed More than 1  kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria Found in  feces. In other  words, we are consuming 1 kilo of  poo.. However, We do NOT  run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or  tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) Because  alcohol has to go through a purification process Of boiling,  filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poo Wine =  Health Therefore,  it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be  full of shit. There  is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing  it as a public  service!

Dr. Stella De Silva - Obituary

DE SILVA - DR. STELLA - Much loved sister of late C.P. De Silva, Gladys, Merryl, A.H. and Dr. L.B.; sister-in-law of late R.T. De Silva, Esme, Elsie and of Dr. Vineetha; loving aunt of Chinta, Kanthi, Chanaka, Anoma, Jayapriya, Premalal, Sunil, Dr. Nilendra, Sepalika, Dr. Rajiva, Needra, Nilanthi and Amendra, passed away peacefully. Cortege leaves residence 100/9, Horton Gardens, off Horton Place, Colombo 7 on Sunday 15th April 2012 at 4.00 p.m. Cremation at General Cemetery, Borella at 5 p.m. (Entrance from the Main Gate). 097509