Saturday, September 28, 2013

Willy Peppers - Tears Of Joy - email from jksw

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..nature is very interesting ...
For all the keen gardeners out there...........
I have never seen a Willy pepper before..
These are actual peppers from a garden.
They really are called 'WillyPeppers'..

By the way, the farmer says they can grow up to 18" long!Sort of brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?

Gamini Fonseka - A tribute

Gamini Fonseka The Uncrowned Monarch of Sinhala Cinema 
Click on the web-link below:-
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http://dbsjeyaraj.com/dbsj/archives/26220#more-26220 

1960 entrants Batch-mates meet in London - email sent by Charithsena Nannayakkara.

With Palitha V & his wife Chitra from USA met Titus Dissa & wife Malini, MGS Karu ,  Nana & wife sarojini in London for a meal.
Just to share.




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Thursday, September 26, 2013

Reaching 50 advice from Carlin - email forwarded by Dr.Mark Amerasinghe

Carlin's brand of wisdom hits the nail on its head
This is an important message 

George Carlin on age 
102 
(Absolutely Brilliant) 


IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. 


George Carlin's Views on Ageing 


Do you realise that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about ageing that you think in fractions.

'How old are you?' I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life .... . You become  21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! 

But then you  turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You  BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH  50 and your dreams are gone. 

But wait!!! 
You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME  21, TURN  30, PUSH  40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT  70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there Into the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. 'I'm 100 and a half!'
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!! 


HOW TO STAY YOUNG 


1. 
Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them'

2. 
Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. 
Keep learning.  Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the  devil's name is Alzheimer's. 

4. 
Enjoy the simple things. 

5. 
 Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. 
The tears happen.  Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. 
Surround yourself with what you love  , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.Your home is your refuge 

8. 
Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. 
Don't take guilt trips.  Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. 
 Tell the people you love that you love them , at every opportunity. 

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER 
 :
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, 
but   by the moments that take our breath away. 


And if you don't send this to at least 8 people - who cares?But do share this with someone. We all need to live life to its fullest each day!! 
   
 

Song of Sri Lanka - email sent by jksw

Click on web-link below:-

http://youtu.be/5FT9hMhC04I

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

'College House' - email from jksw

College House today.
  Beautiful college House. On Thurstan Rd, Colombo, opposite 'varsity.
 More spruced up today than even in the 1960s when it was the best  varsity
hostel.
jksw

Irish dictionary - email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

Very clever, very funny.
 
 
To be sure, to be sure!
The Irish have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology.....
Medical Term
 
Irish Definition
Artery
-
The study of paintings
Bacteria
-
Back door to cafeteria
Barium
-
What doctors do when patients die
Benign
-
What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section
-
A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan
-
Searching for Kitty
Cauterize
-
Made eye contact with her
Colic
-
A sheep dog
Coma
-
A punctuation mark
Dilate
-
To live long
Enema
-
Unfriendly female
Fester
-
Quicker than someone else
Fibula
-
A small lie
Impotent
-
Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain
-
Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff
-
A Doctor's cane
Morbid
-
A higher offer
Nitrates
-
Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days
Node
-
I knew it
Outpatient
-
A person who has fainted
Pelvis
-
Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative
-
A letter carrier
Recovery Room
-
Place to do upholstery
Rectum
-
Nearly killed him
Secretion
-
Hiding something
Seizure
-
Roman Emperor
Tablet
-
A small table
Terminal Illness
-
Getting sick at the airport
Tumor
-
One plus one more
Urine
-
Opposite of you're out
 
 

Monday, September 23, 2013

Being rich and being poor - email from Kitta Rajaratnam

 
A Swami was having a conversation
with Lord Shiva one day and said.

'Lord, I would like to know what
Heaven and Hell are like.


Lord Shiva led the Swami to two
doors.

He opened one of the doors and the
Swami looked in.
In the middle of the room was a large round table.
In the middle of the table was a large pot
of stew, which smelled delicious and
made the Swami's mouth water.
The people sitting around the table
were thin and sickly. They appeared to
be famished.
They were holding spoons with very long handles that
were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot
of stew and take a spoonful.

But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the
spoons back into their mouths.

The Swami shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.

Lord Shiva said, 'You have seen Hell.

They went to the next room and
opened the door.
It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the
large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth
water.
The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons,
but here the people were well nourished and
plump, laughing and talking.
The Swami said, 'I don't understand.'

'It is simple,' said Lord Shiva..

'It requires but one skill.
You see they have learned to feed each
other, while the greedy think only
of themselves.'

When Lord Shiva created the world, He was
thinking of you. It's estimated 93%
won't forward this. If you are one of
the 7% who will, forward this with the
title '7%'.

I'm in the 7%

Remember that I will always share
my spoon with you !


HAVE A GREAT DAY

When I'm 64- The Beatles with lyrics

Click on the following web-link. Beautiful song to sing along. Words appear on the screen. You will be perfect the third time you join in the singing.

http://youtu.be/ldIfhc1pJpk

Another version with singing in harmony:-
http://youtu.be/uHGe09wXwX0


Sunday, September 22, 2013

Irish medical dictionary - email from jksw

 Irish Medical Dictionary









 


Irish Medical Dictionary
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The Irish have the lowest stress rate
because they do not take medical terminology seriously
You are going to die anyway, so live life
Medical Term

Irish Definition
Artery
-
The study of paintings
Bacteria
-
Back door to cafeteria
Barium
-
What doctors do when patients die
Benign
-
What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section
-
A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan
-
Searching for Kitty
Cauterize
-
Made eye contact with her
Colic
-
A sheep dog
Coma
-
A punctuation mark
Dilate
-
To live long
Enema
-
Not a friend
Fester
-
Quicker than someone else
Fibula
-
A small lie
Impotent
-
Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain
-
Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff
-
A Doctor's cane
Morbid
-
A higher offer
Nitrates
-
Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days
Node
-
I knew it
Outpatient
-
A person who has fainted
Pelvis
-
Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative
-
A letter carrier
Recovery Room
-
Place to do upholstery
Rectum
-
Nearly killed him
Secretion
-
Hiding something
Seizure
-
Roman Emperor
Tablet
-
A small table
Terminal Illness
-
Getting sick at the airport
Tumour
-
One plus one more
Urine
-
Opposite of you're out