Message from Dawood

To my friends  who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't and are always  seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine  there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, At the end  of the year we would have absorbed More than 1  kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria Found in  feces. In other  words, we are consuming 1 kilo of  poo.. However, We do NOT  run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or  tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) Because  alcohol has to go through a purification process Of boiling,  filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poo Wine =  Health Therefore,  it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be  full of shit. There  is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing  it as a public  service!