A group of female professionals were playing golf. There were some males watching the proceedings. One pretty player took a beautiful swing and connected. The ball went flying and struck one of the male watchers close by. The man doubled up in agony holding both hands and covering his crotch, let out a wail in agony. The female players surrounded him. They said we have a doctor among us. Do not feel shy she will have a look at your injury. Before you knew it his trousers were pulled down and the female doctor felt around and examined his genitals. He was asked 'How do you feel now?'. He replied abashed 'I am feeling fine but it is my thumb which was struck by the golf ball'